too much info...

so yesterday i was implanted...
and all i can say
it hurt...cramping my ass!
now when my mom says she brought me into this world she take me out...
I will say "HA just try and you too won't walk for three days"

It wouldn't have been so bad if it had been inserted once.
But no
Cause I am unlucky in this stuff.
It was inserted not once
not twice
but THREE Freakin times....
WTF?

The actual process wasn't bad till they inserted the T into the uterus...um....apparently the uterus does not like having pieces of plastic shoved into it...
the pain was like my friend Randi's menstrual cramps times 100X
afterwards it was like a more intense cramping....i think that is what a miscarriage may feel like...


the first one was defective...um should i be worried?
it wouldn't detach....hah

but i feel better now...and am protected for five years!
bring on the peni!

but more importantly

WHAT WILL I NAME IT?