My first time on this bandwagon!

As some (un)wise person would say...

you bloggah...

Purpose:
To help keep those who love, adore and stalk me abreast of my many adventures. Also, I am too lazy to actually send emails. Finally, I had hoped for dancing hamster emoticons but am sorely dispointed.

Expectations:
Updates on my experiences as a northern girl in a southern fried world.
Eventually pictures, but only ones where I am hot. Cause I am. Says me.
Interesting tidbits about the world around me.
Exploits of the my evil minnions from hell.
Links to sites that you should be going to anyways.
Ruminations on the days headlines and worldy matters.
Generally amusing myself at the expense of work matters.

So for this 1st post:

1) American Idol -
Bo Brice rocks my world. When he is gone I outta there. See this is what happens when the majority of ones tv channels are cable access, bad cable access. Except for John TV - where the johns of Richmond are made famous by having their glam shots shown every other day. I also have a channel on NASA, all day everyday. And a lady who does aerobics in a chair 18x a week. And breeding dogs to fight is bad.

2) TV
While I am on the subject of tv.
TOP THREE COMEDIES OF THE PAST ODD YEARS
1)The Office -
No not NBC bastardized version. The BBC version. David Brent. Tim, Dawn. GARRET.
Run, do not walk and get all the DVD's. Cause I am always right!
2) Arrested Developement.
If you are not watching this and it gets cancelled I will never speak to you again.
You will burn in the hell known as Full House syndication FOREVER!!!!!!!!
3) Scrubs
Zach Braff is tool
Overated Garden State (except its soundtrack)
But still super funny- unfortunately on at the same time as Veronica Mars.
And dude I gotsta find out who killed lilly kane.

3) My cats
For those who don't know Mckitty has been diagnosed with Feline Aids, incurable and deadly. Despite this he is still the sexiest muthaf***n kat around.
Who loves chicken. And me. In that order.
Lil Kat is on a diet. She is fat. At least I keep telling her hoping she will get a eating disorder that will save me money on groceries.

4) Richmond
You all will hear my insite on this place often. I like it. For the most part its really pretty. Right now everything is blooming and it smells good.

5)Social life
Pretty non-exsistent at the moment.

6) Work
Good. Busy.Sometimes.

Thats it for now because the latter is calling!
Lates!