Come out come out!

Hello people.
As you can see I am lost in thought over my lurve for shannon.
She see's past my strangely located and pointless tattoo...my recent stint in rehab...my unpronouncable name.
Move over Jake, there is a new hottie inm town (one without all those meddlesome man on man rumors)



Today in the shower I was trying to understand why Nicole Richie and her formerly obese boo are on every other page of my In Touch mag...what is the purpose of her...what does she bring to the table. At least Paris has the nasty vid, forever to be a classic. And we know Paris will have a future as schilling anti-aging products, indoor grills, and pleather pleated pants ala Suzanne Somers on the Home Shopping Network. Paris will matter.


Nicole, well...she apparently will become some sort of science project.




Well people, I would like to say there is excitement in the air. But there isn't
What's going on in my world. I'm starting a conversational Spanish course. It's not like four years of it ever stuck. My goal is be able to bring my blog to the world.... where I will be elected queen ensuring a lifetime of handfeeding by twentysomething coffee colored tattooed "assistants" and no taxation ever again!

Um, sorry got a little off track...

So onto the news that will be sure to bruise...(i'm witty, i know!)

Yeah like this was meant to be....
One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray have separated after five months of marriage. . (defamer.com)

Another hollywood divorce....

I didn't think interspecies procreation was possible...she's an alien people!

In the immortal words of Kanye West...eighteen years, eighteen years

Ok eonline...Richmond is NOT in WEST VIRGINIA....

Are you watching Arrested Development?No? You suck!

G.O.B.: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
G.O.B.: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard. Maybe I am ready to be a father.

Ok people...I have to make everyones life harder!
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