Sexiest Man 2005?????

Its my fave time of the year kiddies...
People gives us hard hitting important journalism with their annual

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE issue

Its like the sports illustrated swimsuit edition
with yummie boys!

So I have taken the liberty to pulling from their pile a few of my faves and my pick for sexiest man of 2005 ( all based on science and the amount of time they have spent in my dirty fantasies)

Here are some of the boys who made this year list

Yes Doogie is on it...He is riding high with his role as Barney in "How I met your Mother" on CBS. I do find him quite cute in the smarmy way. But he's gay. At least thats what I heard from unreliable sources.And he was in rent. Now I know alot of you love that musical...but why does everyone have aids. and live in the same building. and has aids.Not even Angels in America had so many aids patients.



Ah Keith... yes..big, black and often naked kissing boys on SFU. Now I don't watch the show he is on currently. But he is fine. Plus my list needed some diversity.






Bradley Cooper. Man are you smoking hot. And your show Kitchen COnfidential is funny. Does Tony Bourdain proud. He is hot too. I love you Bradley.














Jason Bateman, you belong on this list just for the fact that you are on Arrested Development- the funnies, wittiest, smartest, dirtiest, bestest show on tv!







Joaquin Phoenix. You are still hot despite the fact we broke up. Because you are losing your mind. I know you live a stressful life, what with having to kiss the brunette Reese Witherspoon and play a dead guy and have a name I can't pronounce. But dude, frogs are not growing out of your head. Your still hot though!









Jason Lee.. Your show is funny. Your cute in that scruffy sort of way. Your not fat. You named your kid skycaptain copilot or some shit like this.
Thats cool.












Ok, She is not a male...but she is hot
And her new song "Don;t Bother" cracks me up.
She's like a cat yo!
















Patrick Dempsey. My how you have grown. I honestly thought you would be the annoited one this year, what with your dreamy eyes and your dreamy hair, and your hot new show.... which is mighty watchable...Yes patrick you belong on this list.

Finally Sources tell me that this year's sexiest man is
Drumroll Please.......

Mathew Mconnaughey (or however that is spelled)
I cannot argue with that
He is one fine fine American Boy
When Penelope Cruz dumped Tom Cruise
She totally traded up.

I love this man!

HOWEVER....

He is not my pick for sexiest man 2005
No my pick isn't even on the list.
It is slightly unconventional.





Vincent D'Onofrio is the sexiest man out there.
It took me some time but I have come to adore his hulking presence, his apparent intellect, his difficulty, the fact he would probably yell at me alot in real life. But I love him. At least this week.