GOOD MORNING!!!
Hello people!
It is friday morning. It is raining. It is the day before grant submission. Today shall be long and kinda crappy. Just sayin.
What did I do last nite? Why thank you for asking.
I made a very (un)healthy breakfast for dinner and read a trashy romance novel that I bought for a quarter at the richmond library bi annual book sale - which was awesome by the way.
Trashy romance novels are good for two things
1)It is a nice break from all theintellectual material I read. Seriously I'v been good. A novel about an Autistic boy. Actually he has aspergers, which is autism lite. Not RainMan Autism (interesting fact - the most famous autistic person is named Temple. She went to FPC, my alma mater. She was the major resource for the above mentioned movie. She is famous for designing a "box" that comforts cows when they are slaughtered. Seriously. Muy famouso. Muy geniouso. Interesting woman. Google her.)
b) Romance novels- at least the historical ones are educational!
Yes, you get a history lesson, a vocabulary lesson, a geographical lesson, cooking and the kama sutra. Do you know that oral sex was big in the days of yore. At least in fictional romantic novels where the main characters are always clean. In reality cleanliness in times up to the turn of last century was...well in generation fo hand sanitizer nonexsistant.
For example did you know that King Richard (Husband to Elinore of Aquitane, father of the princes in robin hood) died from an annal fissure. ewwwww.
And one of the most famous courtesans in France, whose name I cant remember so I shall call her betty, She had a nasty vaginal infection for most of her life. ewwww...
Yes, I can't remember names or dates but give me a good genital infection and I am Jeopardy champion.
On that note I think I shall go back to work.
Lates
It is friday morning. It is raining. It is the day before grant submission. Today shall be long and kinda crappy. Just sayin.
What did I do last nite? Why thank you for asking.
I made a very (un)healthy breakfast for dinner and read a trashy romance novel that I bought for a quarter at the richmond library bi annual book sale - which was awesome by the way.
Trashy romance novels are good for two things
1)It is a nice break from all the
b) Romance novels- at least the historical ones are educational!
Yes, you get a history lesson, a vocabulary lesson, a geographical lesson, cooking and the kama sutra. Do you know that oral sex was big in the days of yore. At least in fictional romantic novels where the main characters are always clean. In reality cleanliness in times up to the turn of last century was...well in generation fo hand sanitizer nonexsistant.
For example did you know that King Richard (Husband to Elinore of Aquitane, father of the princes in robin hood) died from an annal fissure. ewwwww.
And one of the most famous courtesans in France, whose name I cant remember so I shall call her betty, She had a nasty vaginal infection for most of her life. ewwww...
Yes, I can't remember names or dates but give me a good genital infection and I am Jeopardy champion.
On that note I think I shall go back to work.
Lates
posted by Shannon @ 4/22/2005
2 Comments:
At 2:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
Blog blog blog
Anal fissures AND vaginal infections in one paragraph, I'm impressed...and horrified at the same time!
I'd like Vaginal Infections for 1000$ Alex!
At 3:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
Did you know that, during the times of the black plague in Europe, almost as many people died from sexually transmitted diseases than from the plague?
Also, as a tie-in to the anal part, some died from eating feces. But that is another story. stay tuned....
Oh Yeah, this is your blog. sorry, I get carried away with anal abandon...
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