If's...
If I could be a scientist . . . I would go to Africa. I don't know. its just what came to my mind.
If I could be a farmer . . .I would have cows.
If I could be a musician . . .I'd be the rockingest rock star that ever wore glasses
If I could be a doctor . . .I would go to Africa. I would work in the infectious disease department
If I could be a painter . . .I would model myself after O'Keefe and Kahlo. I would use red and orange alot.I would wear a beret.
If I could be a gardener . . .I would plant and plant and plant. But I would rarely sow and sow and sow
If I could be a missionary . . . I would go to India. I would wear pants when I want to. I would bring a large supply of razors, deodorant ant tampons.
If I could be a chef . . .I would have my own show on the food channel. I would be able to make tasty and presentable dishes. I would spit in your soup/
If I could be an architect . . .I would design the 2028 World Fair in Des Moines.
If I could be a linguist . . .I would cuna all the time :). ANd be fluent in Spanish!
If I could be a psychologist . . .I would write a mystery series about a psychologist who solves horrible gruesome murders. I would grow a mustache
If I could be a librarian . . .I would have found my dream job
If I could be an athlete . . .I would be constantly injured.
If I could be a lawyer . . .I'd sue you. Then become a Congressman.
If I could be an inn-keeper . . .there would still be no room in the inn!
If I could be a professor . . .I would be killer. My tests would make you weep for weeks. I would wear my hair on a bun on top of my head.
If I could be a writer . . .I would be funny, sublte and heat tugging.
If I could be a llama-rider . . .I'd go to CHurchill Downs!
If I could be a bonnie pirate . . .I would have a cabin boy!
If I could be an astronaut . . .I would be eaten by the alien in the first half.
If I could be a world famous blogger . . .I would have all kinds of fans and start charging.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world . . .Supreme. Cause its still the best.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure . .. I'd would have only gay children. Especially if they are Republican.
If I could be a farmer . . .I would have cows.
If I could be a musician . . .I'd be the rockingest rock star that ever wore glasses
If I could be a doctor . . .I would go to Africa. I would work in the infectious disease department
If I could be a painter . . .I would model myself after O'Keefe and Kahlo. I would use red and orange alot.I would wear a beret.
If I could be a gardener . . .I would plant and plant and plant. But I would rarely sow and sow and sow
If I could be a missionary . . . I would go to India. I would wear pants when I want to. I would bring a large supply of razors, deodorant ant tampons.
If I could be a chef . . .I would have my own show on the food channel. I would be able to make tasty and presentable dishes. I would spit in your soup/
If I could be an architect . . .I would design the 2028 World Fair in Des Moines.
If I could be a linguist . . .I would cuna all the time :). ANd be fluent in Spanish!
If I could be a psychologist . . .I would write a mystery series about a psychologist who solves horrible gruesome murders. I would grow a mustache
If I could be a librarian . . .I would have found my dream job
If I could be an athlete . . .I would be constantly injured.
If I could be a lawyer . . .I'd sue you. Then become a Congressman.
If I could be an inn-keeper . . .there would still be no room in the inn!
If I could be a professor . . .I would be killer. My tests would make you weep for weeks. I would wear my hair on a bun on top of my head.
If I could be a writer . . .I would be funny, sublte and heat tugging.
If I could be a llama-rider . . .I'd go to CHurchill Downs!
If I could be a bonnie pirate . . .I would have a cabin boy!
If I could be an astronaut . . .I would be eaten by the alien in the first half.
If I could be a world famous blogger . . .I would have all kinds of fans and start charging.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world . . .Supreme. Cause its still the best.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure . .. I'd would have only gay children. Especially if they are Republican.
posted by Shannon @ 5/11/2005
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