Hola chica! (Cause I like the way it sounds!)

Cause work can be too much fun, the gym too exciting, home so productive I needed a place to store my soon to be patented only on the tv guide channel ideals.

8.29.2005

For Now...

New Orleans is still standing...
tho I had a lil heart attack when i heard there were holes in the Superdome...
now we just have to wait and see what the aftermath is...
New Orleans is tough...its survived wars, floodings, the French, Emeril, cotton fires and Andrew Jackson...it will survive this.


on to other news...
mTV VMA
I didn't watch...
unless its on QVC i just have to read about...damn cheap cable package


What is she wearing? Who really cares. I am tired of her and her sister. I believe she has talent and is pretty...but i hate, i loathe that society worships women who "pretend" to be stupid...tho in all reality, i'm pretty sure she is






Here is my girl!
LAst time I featured Mz Kelly I was worried about her freakish fascination with body suits....
muy kudos.











Tonite the fall tv season starts with a bang-
PRISON BREAK
see i have this recurring fantasy that i too am locked up in a high security facility with two really hot brothers who are hot and sweaty and hot...its been done tho in some form of gay porn movie...which is hot...

So Big Brother 6...America's Choice really threw the house into an uproar..
The Sith are horrid! horrid!
I can only hope that Janey takes it...
live feed recaps rule...go here for all the updated doings...
plus Howie finally gave into his manly needs...ewww..heh...great tv...if CBS were to ever show it...

thats it from me for now
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8.28.2005

buckle down time.

cause for New Orleans its gonna be a rough 24 hours....

8.27.2005

update your calendar

mo is cool...
she speaks spanish like she grew up in a mexican barrio but is 100% pure redheaded, hot tempered, 8 ft tall top of the morn' irish.

anyways... she and her hubby supacop should move here so we can drink margaritas and get fat on southern biscuits...
cause i know a place that serves fried brains,,,
yes maam!

its hard dealin with the crazies!
but she does it so well!

so today is officially MO DAY!

what it says

tell them that the house is not for sale
we're still living here
how come nobody can tell?
They're taking all the furniture
Moving our things
Come on little honey, put your head on my knee..
tell them the house is not for sale

and calm down
calm down

Do you remember when we even bought these things?
i danced you across the wooden floor
and you signed the lease
What happened in the car that night?
what happened in the car that night?
tell them that the house is not for sale
calm down

tell them the house is not for sale
we can grab a couple sheets and give them quite a scare
i remember lying on the bedroom floor
you were holding me honey, shaking my soul
tell them that the house is not for dale
and calm down
calm down

ryan adams
this house is not for sale

8.24.2005

Girl after my own heart!


hello!

i know long time no update...
just been busy....kinda...at times...
ok not really


so tonite i am going to start a book about growing up in a commune...
seriously pissed if i was to be denied indoor plumbing...
thats just my thought

the cats are good...tho as i walked in the door last nite i caught poor mk heaving up the contents of his stomach on the windowsill...which i guess is better than on the carpet...
but he seemed to enjoy...pounce...on the chinese food i ordered.

NASCAR rally yesterday in Richmond...um..i didn't go.

i feel so boring..

check out this movie... I am so THERE..

http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml


planning a trip to vegas...at least in my mind.... we shall see

ok lates
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8.18.2005



Tysons audition for the Food Network


I hate it when I get so hungry that I too want to eat a baby....because despite contrary opinions raw baby is not tasty...sure it is tender but lacks the depth of flavor that aged people have...












Dial 1-800-CALLATT.... or ELSE///

but seriously folks...Carrottop is just freaky...I mean yeah the bod looks good from far away...but to me it speaks of some form of dangerous self esteem issues...plus if you look at his face...its like he's been to too many Costa Rico Soccor Mom Plastic Surgery vacations... (courtesy ONTD)







Now this...this is soooooooooooooooo
Much nicer....
(Ontd)















Not much too say...I'm feeling a lil tired this Thursday...not sure why.
I'v been mostly productive though...
I ate an orange...

I think something big is going to go down tonite on BB6....I don't know....its just a feelin....

I'm bored with you all...so lates

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8.17.2005

Riot in Richmond


Yesterday in Richmond...
This was just a huge mess....










Gwen Stefani taking her fashion inspiration from the homeless painter guy in my street corner...




















In case you haven't seen it....
Team Aniston and Team Jolie shirts
(see exhibit A: Toni Braxton)--------------------------->

According to People.com the Team Aniston shirts are selling 25:1.....

but really people..Pitt is no prize...he's getting old...now if it was Jake Glyenhal...

TEAM SHANNON all the way babe!
U know you want that shirt...









I often realize that when I am wandering the halls alone I look at my feet
not out of some form of shyness... a condition i am rarely accused of...
but because i like to look at my feet
they are small
they are cute
shoes look pretty on them
especially really really shiny shoes...hot pink with beads and fake gemstones and rhinestones and shiny things sewed onto them...
they are not as atrocious as it sounds....in fact i have had several compliments
so boo on u!

so i have decided to stay on with my job...funding has been secured...stuff is getting a lil more interesting..
however if i were to receive a better offer...hmmmm

i am registering for classes today...well...only one
not really in the mood for more than one graduate level evening course
tho i will peruse the course catalogue today just in case...

i like watermelon

Mk was hiding in my dresser...in the side cupboard where i put sweaters...on the sweaters...he musta been cold! he looked so cute...on the white sweater...damn cat! my fault because i put the thing together and the doors never shut...heee...if i were a carpenter...we'd all be in tents...mebbee...

lil kat is fat....she is a sausage... i tell her so...hoping to damage her self esteem in order to have her lose weight....i'd make a great mom...


finally i highly reccomend you check out the performance last nite on ROCK STAR:INXS
Marty does a fine Britney...

8.15.2005

Need to get a drunk on

things not do when cleaning out email....

1)read emails from 12/03- to 10/04....
2)remember what was going on that resulted in these emails
3) tear up at work
4)do so without any wine or ice cream or wine in house...


things to do when cleaning email....
1) shots

8.12.2005

The whole Three Gorged project is fascinating...whole villages relocated, artifacts, land, homes, towns, all will be lost forever.
Not to mention the impact the construction boom is having around the world. Wonder why you are on a waiting list for concrete?

For your weekend pleasure...( A Socialites Life)








What some people will do for a Judges seat....

8.11.2005

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was....

JAKE!JAKE! HE's OUR MAN!



















Hello People!
I would like to say that Suzie from INXS: Rock Star rules....
Check this link for all the performances...her version of "losing my religion" is excellent...

I love Reese Witherspoon as a brunette....
You know, I don't know much about June Carter-Cash but she sure looks sassy in this movie...










Mk kept me awake all nite....he is going through this yowling phase...which is cute for like 1 minute and definatelynot at 3am...but the worst part is when I wake up he is all pissy and refuses to budge from the window sill...brat...
Meanwhile, lil kat is adorable (except for when she scratches the couch)


Oh, Courtney Love....there are no words for this.
And folks this is one of the tamer photos...
Hopefully, they aren't printed before her court appearance today



**I hope she shaved...








Ok...like who are these other girls...
I saw the video...only the middle chick with the messed up mid-section sings...the rest kinda dance or something...
And why are there no black or asian girls?hmmmm.....
Also what's going on with the weird skirts...

By the way, if you buy this cd you are no longer allowed to look at this blog!






I am PMSy like no words can describe....poor M...he can do not right....heh

Make sure you check out the cool new additions to my blog...like the news ticker on the right...all the important stuff you need to know...

Big Brother tonite...my guess: Sarah out, Kayser in!

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8.09.2005

holla beyatches!






Baseball is my fave sport!































1)The film flopped....maybe cause Ewan was not nekid in it?
2) Scarletts boobs need to be freed....and Ewan nekid
3)Ewan is looking FINE...dayum...and nekid if you squint...





I tried to get M to do his hair like this...I told him thatif it was good enuff for a popsuperstah worth 100 mil, likes cheetos and starbucks and looking to be a spermdump for a man from the hood like him showing his roots and being real... then it was good enuff for me!
M just kept playing COH...bastard...




its raining!
i totally got caught in the rain...no DOWNPOUR...walking from the bus stop to my apt last nite.
Add insult to injury....the apt elevator bypassed my floor and went all the way to the 17th...while i stood there helpless and dripping....

HAPPY BDAY MELISSA!
ok...it was yesterday..but i called...

Nothing going on at the moment...sorry so boring...
Not like there is much happening in your life either!


**NEWS

Pamela Anderson and I have so much in common...awesome boobs..she "acts" in a show about a bookstore I have actually been in a bookstore...the undying love of a man ...true mine is not tattooed...or from the video images as endowed...but still..soul sistahs peeps...soul sistahs...

MAN! Can't God cut this family a break.....seriously.

But He must have liked this song....damn...I can't get it out of my head now...much like the bullet in his..heh

UPN has the hottest show! ANTM and Veronica Mars....I wonder if Twiggy is a bitch?

that it for now!

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8.05.2005

We love Jen!

ENUFF SAID!

I like it when my work gets attention....This actually a program that I pretty much run...

There was a time when I refused to eat apples due to the use of pesticides and other harmful chemicals...but now I don't eat them because unless they are in pie I don't care for them...or any fruit for that matter.
Even so I find this story intriguing....


Pregger Britt looking decent. Rumor has she wants to name the kid "Charlie" after the Wonka movie. KFed wants to name it "easy money...or..Jr."


From a review of the epicpic "Dukes of Hazard"
"But the real star here is the General Lee, an orange '69 Dodge Charger with the uncanny ability to withstand an enormous amount of wear and tear and run over many policemen. Thing is, the General isn't such a great character actor, and its aggression toward the cops never feels like it comes from an honest place" (zap2it.com)

Kaysar was voted out on BB6 last nite...but its America's Choice and he is on the lead to re-enter the house!So vote and see Ivette vomit!
www.cbs.com








A day without Jake is just so wrong











Mk seems to be better....very energetic...at 3am!
No big plans this weekend...maybe finally take a yoga class...
I forgot to return netflix movies so no new ones this weekend...what a shame.

There is some stuff in the pipelines...nothing that I can talk about right now...but it is intriguing..

Spanish Boy...u so hot!




















On that note

Lates Bitches!
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8.03.2005

SUCK ON IT BRAD!















CUTE BOY OF THE DAY!!!!!

white pants & black cats

do not go together...

sigh
its never ending...poor mk...one thing after another
now his gums/lips are bleeding
which is not the stomatitis...that is looking better...
i'm hoping its a cut
but am afraid its a fungal infection
plus the new meds make him vomit
between the blood stains on the couch and the vomit on the floor i am out of stain removal
but he is totally eating...and likes corndogs
just pissy..heh
and ever since he vomited on the perch refuses to climb up there...
i figure i will watch him for a week or two (next payday)and see if the new meds help...
if not
off to the vet!

so thats that saga...

**on to news!

My birthday is coming up!

Blog of the Day.... Impulsive Buy

Well? Should You?

Kaysar or Janelle? Noooo.....but don't worry...I think one of them will be back.

HAH! or maybe EWWWWW or maybe NICE....no definately....EWWWWWW!


The worlds kinda boring at the moment...except that Brad Pitt is a pig...a smelly pig.

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8.01.2005

no news...

This cracks me up...
Its the cover of her new single...
I can't say much more

Its soooo deep!























Oh this is the poster for AeonFlux
This show used to freak me out in college
do you think she will catch flies with her eyelashes?
hmmmm
it never made any sense...ever...









Life its all like a swinging door
a roller coaster
things are all in a weird upheavel everywhere
i blame Saturn being in my
Neptune...

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