Hola chica! (Cause I like the way it sounds!)

Cause work can be too much fun, the gym too exciting, home so productive I needed a place to store my soon to be patented only on the tv guide channel ideals.

10.26.2005

Motivation...

Or lack of it...
I have no interest in doing any work...i feel...half asleep...half aware
Makes all those deadliney items at work a pain...

As for work... its good...doing a lot of it!
For those who read this and are trying to call my house line. Don't !
I decided that with my cell and wireless chipadew in the computer that I have no reason to pay $30 dollars in taxes and fees to the phone conglomerates!I am free!
So call the cell, email and IM

I have yoga tonite... it is my goal to get in shape and take two to three classes of ejercicio de semana...(see Spanish class is kicking in!) My motivation. the fact that Melissa is all freakin thin in her myspace pics. The BITCH!


Ok... So they are still
together...for NOW!
But more importantly
look at that outfit

She has no skirt on. Its just a shirt. And Wrinkley Nylons!

The FUG people had a field day with it!











And speaking of fug I am waiting for them to say something about Ms. Dushka's ...um...ornament. Is this a sign of soladarity with "Dominoe" the dead bounty hunter? Or is she hoping to relive a little of "Faith? the strap on her purse broke and all she had laying around was the odd set of handcuffs? As you can see I have spent way to much time pondering this question. Anyways, the pics for M.

Now this is a hot couple! Jen A. should really take after Demi and hook up with the hotness that is Jake. He is no longer boo of the week.. so feel free!

But then again they are both gay. Or are they?














Finally Mariah Carey and I have two things in common. One we both appear to love chipmunks. And two we are often potrayed in claymation!


(This is from fourfour...the premier blog for ANTM and Being Bobby Brown recap)








Oh and we both have big boobs...so make that three!

10.21.2005

male nurses....

are hot
especially w/ the worcester accent.
heh

10.19.2005

TV is great!


Here are the pics of Jenn and Vince gettin' it on!


















yeah...i know it rots your brain
but for all you people who have yet to experience the phenomena known as SHANNON
in person, I do read and pursue intellectual hobbies...seriously...ok you can stop laughing.

Weds nite is the best nite on tv...brought to you by UPN of all channels!
For amusements sake here are some pics from last weeks ANTM (8pm)
The concept....a photoshoot satirizing plastic surgery.
The best part... MS JANICE DICKINSON people... I know the surreal life turned many off on her...but dude....she's awesome. The show is lacking without her
And she takes some fierce pictures....





Botox baby....





















Padding...check out the JLo pic!
















Seriously, ths pic is awesome.
Its a face lift











Also tonite is VERONICA MARS! Just a reminder.

Another show I have been enjoying is the American version of The Office.
The Halloween episode last nite was the first time that I felt it really stood up to the British version in character detailing.
However, I cannot enjoy the office romance between Jim and Pam. Not because there is no chemistry or that its not well written.The office flirtation and romance- oh we are just friends, really, but let me spend all my time with her/him in and out of the office and they must be more fun/attractive/cooler than the person i'm with, who i am ignoring and can stand up kinda situation brings it all up some issues I have.Hey, we all got them! Ah that felt good.
Moving on
I do like the character of Dwight. Unlike his british counterpart Dwight is evil. Yes, that I like.

So peeps, the copier is jammed. Again.
lates
s

10.18.2005

nothing you need to know....

so my girl jen a. is rebounding with the really tall vince vaughn...pics to prove it folks!
just not here cause i am feeling lazy!

but vince vaughn is so much yummier than brad.
not saying the pitt isn't hit...cause he is
but there is just something just sexy about vince...maybe its the name
maybe cause he seems really funny
maybe cause he appears to be a giant...
who knows


Nothing says yum like hot pics of mathew mcconaughey............









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This is the new James Bond
eh...
whatever
not that big of a bond fan anyways
but he shows up in movies very nude (this actor, not james bond)
and he stole sienna miller away from the nanny lovah jude law...
those crazy brits






Britney has boobs...filled with milk...or silicone
Whatever...at least she is wearing shoes, and looks clean
And then there is her husband.
Now I have no problems with celebrities dating people who are less attractive...you know...normal people...
but this is wrong. He is not cute. I doubt he is very nice. Or smart. Or clean. Seriously, if she hadn't been whored out as an "entertainer" in her cute years they would be the couple that works at walmart, lives in her mom's basement and spends the weekend drinking beer at the local country bar/bowling alley(and those who are from s.c. know what i'm talkin about.)



Now onto other knocked up babes....doesnt' ben look hot!


Finally, I love her
She can sing, speaks her mind, is usually so cute.
( I liek a lil skank with my pop) but why is Christina Aguilera channeling a drag queen. Maybe its cause pepsi is paying her $$$$$$ ...note to self no more diet pepsi if this is what happens to ones face.



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10.17.2005

hello Dahlins....

I'm so psyched!

I used to have a teela doll...Tommy had the rest.
Teela was the coolest cause she had that metail necklines, and a bun and was jsut way cool
all the boy dolls loved her...including the evil peculiar purple pieman from porcupines peak.a ratatattaaa....

then the dog ate her hand
oh well...

but i still have the pieman...and his lil crow too...hahahaha




(courtesy ontd)


must be careful today...the new pants ride low and the thong rides high...very unprofessional
but i am quite comfortable despite the fact its cold out...
i like turtlenecks...

thats it peeps...i have more pics but blogger is being a brat!
s

10.16.2005

Me Myself I
I sit here by myselfAnd you know I love it
You know I don't want someone
To come pay a visit
I wanna be by myself
I came in this world aloneMe myself I
I want to go to ChinaAnd to see Japan
I'd like to sail the oceansBefore the seas run dry
I wanna go by myself
I've just room enough for oneMe myself I
I wanna be a big shot
And have ninety carsI wanna have a boyfriend
And a girl for laughs
But only on Saturdays
Six days to be aloneWith just me myself IMe myself and
IJust me myself I
Don't want to be the bad guy
Don't want to make a soul cry
It's not that I love myself
I just don't want company
Except me myself I
-joan armatrading

i love discovering music
this song...it explains my current hermitaging...

the first day of the rest of your life...

it was my birthday weekend
yeah!
and though it was quiet it went well
i spent too much
but as of next week i make more$$$$$

being me is good

thanks to all those who remembered and called
and that was like...everyone


there was a splutter in the weekend
a twist to the gut, a reminder of the way it was and the way it probably would always be
details...sure i could go into them...
but in the end why bother
with it all
and now that i am veinte nueve
its time for me to move past all that...
i'm better off anyways
que sera que sera....

so..
i bought two pairs of those short flared pants from the ghetto store
now that i own them they are obviously going to be out of style
i picked up a few books from the library...a pleasure denied due to schoolwork
speaking of schoolwork i am finding that i remember more spanish than i thought
still cant speak it to save my life
find the bathroom and as how you are
yes that i can do

im still headed out to vegas...with M if he still wants..
either way i am looking for a fun time....
watched the village, the grudge and a law and order ci disk
the village-i liked it though i figured it all out...
the grudge-creepy kids (but then again i find most kids creepy) but otherwise suckage
law & order ci- i love vincent d'onofrio. need i say more

well kiddies i am sleepy so off to bed
s

10.10.2005

long time update

and there is not much to say!

work is good
i am a weird person...i kinda like mondays

they found taylor biels body, for those not keeping track
the most surreal thing
her (and ben fawleys) livejournals are still active...you can read the convo's between them
and the comments...
sad
this site is a good place to read about it all

so...i have a really gross story from this weekend...but i think i will keep it to myself...
ewwwww...all i can say...that and pass the clorox

I am planning a xmas trip to...wait for it...VEGAS babeeeeee...ok i havent bought the tix yet...
and this time i am living it up pimp style
or something...
i was watching a book reading on cspan
How to rent a negro
the author was very entertaining...
however as a white person i have never felt the need to touch african american peoples hair...or for that matter white, asian, indian, native american, latina...
at least not till now!

So...baseball is on when my beloved arrested development should be...
Oh I am so going to cut someone!

watched taking lives this weekend...i was not that impressed...and angelina jolies boobs were that nice...
tried to watch the village but it was cracked...how pissed i was...
if anyone is on netflix let me know...we can be netflix friends and I can see your crappy taste in movies...:)

its getting cold out...
i like it!
and i bought cheap pants
and they fit
and i made soup
and friday is the most fabulous day in your lives
second only behind...well...nothing

lates fools!
s

10.06.2005

To You!

HAPPY HAPPY TO YOU!

REMEMBER GOD (or a god or science or whatever) CHOSE TO PUT YOU HERE ON THIS DAY 27 YEARS AGO TO SERVICE ME!

ITS GOOD TO HAVE A PURPOSE IN LIFE!


Your Horoscope:
Celebrities born on: October 6
Shana Alexander, Hafez al-Assad, Rebecca Lobo, Elisabeth Shue, Ioan Gruffud, Matt Vogel, Carole Lombard, Britt Ekland, Amy Jo Johnson, Hafez Assad, Fred Travalena
(OOOH CAROL LOMBARD...she was cool
and look, its the pink power ranger)


For those of us born on: October 6

Happy Birthday: You will have to deal with authority figures this year. Don't be reckless or snub the rules. Go with the grain and you will accomplish. Anger or overreacting will not help you get what you want. A calm, steady approach to life is what's required. -- Birthday Baby: You are a peacemaker, but you will always fight for the underdog. You are fair and just, with great compassion, understanding, strength and courage. You must give in to your desire to service Shannon in all ways for as long as you breathe and beyond! www.horoscope.com

(see its in the stars)

10.05.2005

I own you!

Guess who is getting a raise and an official jump in duties.
Not an official promotion - more like a reorganization.
Details are still being worked out...
But most exciting?
I don't have a supervisor
I am the supervisor!
thats right beyatches!