i love a rainy nite...

Kenny Rogers Christmas and Greatest Hits Concert
coming to VCU!!!!!!
TOO FAB FOR WORDS!

i'v been so neglectful!
i apologize...
though its awesome to see the peeps who
check up on me thru the blog
but never call, or email or myspace...
cough...spenard...cough
:)
have to hear your getting hitched thru outside sources!



anyways
life has become increasingly busier and busier
what with huge things at work.
and suddenly finding myself joining the circus
and fall tv season
:)
which, can we talk...
things that i have been loving lately

ugly betty- an english version of the telenovelai like it so much, i choose it over the Office...
eric mabius-who was the hottest guy on the 1st season of the l word
ok...he was the only guy on the l word...
anyways...its fun,colorful and just kinda amusing...

plus eric mabius = jamie bambers lost american twin?


?????????




battlestar galactica -
holy hell!
can this show get any awesomer...
and really disturbing
its so fab that i plan on LEGALLY downloading the episodes from itunes...

americas next top model-
still the most fun on a weeknite...
i'm not rooting for any particular girl yet
but i think this is the season tyra picks a indian girl...
or twins...
nothing makes a weds nite more awesome than
pissy gay boys

let's look at a real woman for a bit....












public service announcement.

three things i learned from reality court shows

1)the judges always yell. No matter what. Small claims court judges are mean.
and Judge Joe Brown is sexist...and anti crack head...
2)Don't ever put anyone on your cell phone plan. This includes your boyfriend, roommate, the random person you met thru craigslist, mom.
3)FREE DNA TESTS every friday!!!!!!!!***

-Home DNA test kits can be ordered through the mail or over the Internet at a cost of less than $300 per test and usually come with a swab or mouthwash to easily collect a sample of cells from the inside of your mouth. You send back the sample through the mail and within a month or two you receive the results - a series of numbers that represent key chemical "markers" within your DNA-

heroes-
picked up for a full season
the Dervish love this show
its ok...even brings some of the pretty
however he is all like sad, dead father, responsibility to find a bunch of genetic freaks
and save the world
while i am all like
dude,i just wanna spend some time trying out the positions in my kama sutra for dummies and then eat that yummy cauliflower chick pea concoction in bed...
but if there is some bollywood dancing involved- even better!
remember its all
change a lightbulb and pat a dog...

today i was at the gym reading the people magazine
about how thin is too thin
when hot former elevator boy started working out
when i realize
that i HATE the NEYO song
My Sexy Love
yuck
and that damn lips of an angel song
dude its called caller id...get it.

I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to bape
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

Ooh lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow
Screw it up make it go extra slow
Real girls get down on the flo (on the flo get down, on the flo)
Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more
Touch down on it like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, icicle
Ooh from the 6-4 hefers up in crenshaw
The money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problem
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin

yeah i don't know what that means either...

but i like The Velvet Teen
also fielding
but jack johnson kinda annoys me...
did you know that Nickleback had one of the best selling tours this year?
yeah, well...nothing really to say there...
the songs go really well with the bsg promos though!

so i now know 3 other people who share my birthday...in Richmond
i truly feel this is some sign of the doomsday...or something
but more importantly
i like ponies and cupcakes
obviously my doomsday is more like that whacked rainbow brite cartoon....
what can i say....jehovah's got nothing on me....

speaking of which Prince is a jehovas witness. Who protelizes to strippers
The singer recently offered to pay dancers at a Hollywood strip club double their nightly wage if they would agree to put on their clothes and go home (a socialites life)
well....coming from a guy who used to take appollonia to graveyards to have sex this seems so...
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(also explains melissa's sudden obsession with strippers!)