is it march?

because according to my calendar everything that i schedule for march
i keep thinking is happening now
heartattack alert!







busy times at work
good news that is so awesome
but cannot share on a public forum
such as this...
plus talking about work?
boring...
muy aburido....

It is wednesday but I keep thinking its thursday
obviously i am all screwed up this week...


( A socialites life)



if the guy Cheney shot dies...
will Cheney be arrested for manslaughter
shouldn't he get more than a citation?
i'm not really thinking about it too much
cause what is the point
he is going to get away with it
let us talk about...haliburton, enron, war and the cancellation of arrested development...
i can blame him if i want

speaking of ad the final 4 episodes were shown on friday
they were awesome
it sucks that the show is no longer on
but it went out a good note...
funny till then end!
(showtime may pick it up. if so i may have to get a better cable package...ad & the l word...)

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise may be kaput...
somehow i don't think this is true...
if it wasn't for the kid, i might believe
but i don't think scientology is going to let go of the golden child that easily...
So stop being a hata!

this is the winner of the Westminster Dog show

(MSNBC.com)
so cute...it's nice to see appreciation for interspecies making out....
so much more interesting than the olympics.
is anyone watching?
i didn't think so

for you ice skating fans...
did you know that lloyd eisler and kristy swanson are a couple
that is used to be hot manly skating champ and the original buffy to the uninitiated.
they are partners on the show that replaces AD (bastard Cheney) skating with celebrities...
somehow i don't think his wife is dialing in her votes for their victory...

the olsen twins scare me...
like village of the damned scary (ONTD)
like damien squared scary

i would like to say hello to all my new readers...
and point out that this blog
is just full of useless, badly written, not really formatted items
i aim to entertain for a minute or two...
hope you enjoy
and feel free to leave comments...
please?

s

the brace...

(a socialites life)
i'm wearing on my wrist makes me feel tough, yo!
but makes my typing even worse than usual...

so friday went and saw naked people at Gallery 5...pics are there
it was ok, seemed more like nudes for the sake of nudity (but not porn) instead of a real artistic statement....but hell what do i know...i can't even hang pictures in the best place...

mk has an apointment with the holistic vet...
i realized i have been lax in his care
cannot treat an fiv cat like a regular cat...
he was so crazy this morning...i love that boy
even when they make the apt smell...


so let us talk about afterwork yesterday, shall we
get home to find a note on the door
from the maintenance people....
seems my tub had been leaking into the sex peoples apt downstairs
and they needed to fix this
which would have been cool
if the apt didn't smell like cat litter from my scooping it quickly that morning
leaving it by the door cause i was late
leaving the heat on...high
and the windows shut.
i must have been considered really gross by those guys...

then dr s. calls
appears that the office that needed to sign papers
lost the packet of materials i dropped off the day before
that they were to fax
really really REALLY important papers
most i had no copies of
i won't go into my spiel about incompetency, half assedness and general lack of faith in that organization...but man was i peeved.
luckily the papers were found...

to celebrate i skipped the gym...again
and drank beer
YEAH!

mailed out the slip cover that didn't fit...
am getting a different kind..its blue stripes...
so didn't like the red material
bet i get hassled by the company tho..
why?
because i spoke to a person yesterday and did not get the best impression
may have to pool out bitch shannon...
who is she, you ask...
she look a little like she-hulk
and really really hates being talked down to and given the run around



onto more important stuff
the promo pic for the next season of
ANTM...
have you seen naima lately...man she is looking harsh....
i never really liked her.









America
Meet Katie Price...aka Jordan
she is the english version of Pam Anderson
minus Pam's brains (and yes she has some, I saw the e true hollywood story) and even Pam's fashion sense
I highly reccomend googling her and her wedding last year
If you are familiar with Chardonays wedding on
Footballer Wives then you will know what I am talking about...

Man those are some fake breasts!











Since I am in the British mood, this is the new James Bond....ROWR!








ok people...
its lunch and i am not hungry
s