Hola chica! (Cause I like the way it sounds!)

Cause work can be too much fun, the gym too exciting, home so productive I needed a place to store my soon to be patented only on the tv guide channel ideals.

3.22.2006

barry and liza...

both are making th rounds lately
and i LOVE them both
I am not afraid to admit it!

Barry Manilow did American Idol last nite. The stupid ass contestants should have been kissing his feet like they did with Stevie Wonder. Instead most were like, we don't know him etc etc.
Whatever!
Who has a number one album even before it was released? Not Stevie
Who is selling out shows in Vegas? Ahem
Who has enough botox to make him look like a wax museum...
and the hair, not even meg ryan could rock it better...


Liza, Liza, Liza...I love your crazy ass!
You were Lucille 2...you had both buster and gob!
You are one of the few people (looking at you Elizabeth Taylor) who make prescription drug use the fountain of youth!

Even at your lowest you are still able to make gay men marry you...not once but twice (like your mama)
You rock Liza, seriously

(I often times think I should have been born a gay boy...)

getting ready for the weekend...
However
it snowed
WTF
it was 80 last week
now it snows
I thought new england weather was fickle.
I like that word ...fickle...

I wanted to share with my fabulous readers some of the ways people find this blog...
some are invited by me...
some check me out through rvablogs.com
others google... here are a few of the recent search terms:
*sperm depository imdb- this comes from urbana, illinios. I think i would like to meet this person
*
ryan adams- liverpool, new york. Unfortunately, I can guarantee they didn't find what they were looking for
*
"hola chica" band- another new yorker. I wonder if I can patent this phrase? Hmmmm
*shannon sekerak- um..who in nashville was googling me? Is this about my long held dream of becoming a country western singer....i love the movie urban cowboy....
*
heath jake hot- awesome. I like the way you think in pleasanton, ca.
*
kevin federline poppazao-i'v had several hits in regards to this. And all I can say is KUDOS!
*
saphic erotica- San Fran. I get alot of hits in regards to these words. Pervs...:)

Finally, I would like to say that people who leave girl scout cookies on my desk ROCK!
BARRY MANILOW ROCK HARD!


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3.20.2006

it's way march...




ooops....
sorry for the neglect folks
but hey...
that's the way it goes

now onto the post!

Donald Trump had a baby boy with his alien...I mean wife Melania...
the kids name- BARON.
God I love Martha Stewart.

Been busy meeting new people. Some who may read this. And decide to run!
Smart people

Finally started middlemarch.
For those who don't know here is a summary.
Dorothea Brooke, a young woman of impeccable character, marries the embittered Mr. Casaubon, who almost immediately dies. Eliot takes the reader through a labyrinth of nineteenth-century morals and conventions as Dorothea searches for fulfillment and happiness. Walter's delicious, upper-crust English accent and understated English inflections immerse the listener in a little-known world of hedgerows and manners. This reading would have been a complete success had the narrator only taken more care with the timing surrounding omitted sections of the abridged text. She races ahead without pause, often confounding the listener, who finds the action has suddenly moved to the next county--or country--without warning. A worthy, though flawed, presentation. R.B.F. (c)AudioFile, Portland, Maine --This text refers to the Audio Cassette edition. (Amazon.com)

It's long. And overdue. By that, I mean I need to renew it from the library.
But I have been enjoying it.



Also something, or more like someone, I have been loving:
Joseph Arthur
love him!
He may even be replacing my ryan adams love...

Speaking of Ryan Adams
He's playing this years Lollapalooza in Chicago.
Thinking about going- so much great music, so much deep dish pizza
tho thin crust is my favorite

Did everyone have a great st paddy's day?
Being from New England it seems odd not to have a huge celebration...
but I guess its celebrated by watching people set themselves on fire...
or at least thats how I did!

NEWS FLASH:
PARIS & NACHO- no more
PARIS & PARIS -on again?
more to come
(ok not really...but here is a picture of Ted Danson to placate you)

Whoohoo...finished my taxes!
Soon...shopping...or the vet...ok the vet...damn cat!
(who is up to 10lbs people...that's my sexy baby!)

my horoscope for today:
Your love life is a kaleidoscope of shapes and colors today, dear Libra, full of complicated patterns and ever-changing displays of beauty. Everywhere you turn, a new perspective is revealed, and you learn something new about yourself and the people you are involved with. Remain open to the idea of partnership on multiple levels in which you experience different levels of commitment with different people. Every color is needed to make a complete rainbow.

i'm really confused...does this mean i'm going to get me a leperchaun?
a pot of gold...or better yet
LUCKY CHARMS!

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