Hola chica! (Cause I like the way it sounds!)

Cause work can be too much fun, the gym too exciting, home so productive I needed a place to store my soon to be patented only on the tv guide channel ideals.

6.27.2006

nothing better....

it's been a continous downpour since yesterday
i love this weather, i'm not really into sunny days
i like the rain
if it wasn't for the floods ands general knowledge
that the weird weather is a result of global warming
which is going to kill the earth
and the polar bears
that is if the robots don't get to it first.

i do hope it doesn't rain when i head to philly for the holiday.
even though i plan to spend most of monday getting lost
in the philly museum of art.
i hear this painting may be hidden there somewhere
i will find it!
if not i guess i can just live with the matisse and the many picassos

i also hope to take tour of the penitentary
i did not know about this
like i can pass up an empty prison
or insane asylum, for that matter
i like to tempt fate
oh come on, when you visit these types of places
you know their is a little piece of you
hoping for some horror movie action...
i'll be the one in my bra and panties running thru the woods...till i trip....

plus i have a coupon

my friend hilary is moving to the outskirts of harrisburg
i am very excited for her...
then there is randi- finally making an honest man out of willy...
it's not too late! run!
(if you ever get me drunk, ask me my view on marriage....)
so many awesome things happening to awesome people
look for this hip, hot new magazine
coming to your wisconsin doorsteps this fall!
i'm hoping to convince a power to be to give me a column
i know, i know...spelling and grammar count
that's what they make editors for...sheesh...
i saw the dear abby/dear ann tv movie...

speaking of writing...
Harper Lee is coming out of seclusion
to write an article for "O" magazine
I may need to buy this.
after all To kill a mockingbird is my favorite book and movie.
Not too mention that Lee, who is now 80, has never published anything since...
she's a more fabulous version of jd salinger
without the whole sordid joyce maynard affair and stuff...
i always related more to scout than to holden caulfield anyways...
She is fabulous...

Also important to note-
Second disk of the second season of
The Footballers Wives
is on its way...
what? you don't watch it?
you have no ideal what your missing...

RIP Aaron Spelling.
Your shows influenced a generation of tv worshippers
Without you how would we know that teenage girls who have sex
will get pregnant, that big puffy shoulder pads with boys are professional wear,
a woman is most glamorous if she has 15 last names, women over 95 lbs are non-exsistant in the land called california, heather locklear is a goddess, luke perry will always be the hottest 30 year old senior and bringing Shannen Dougherty bitchiness to two shows...

6.22.2006

hot time, summer in the city...






ah it's a lovely
hot humid thursday
in fist city...

big plans for me?
the vet.
i love my cats
but man mk's medical bills really cramp my style...
seriously i can buy a small country with what i pay
but its worth it...

lately i have been obsessed
with the little 100 calorie snack packs
i prefer the chip ones
as the cookies etc are made with artificial sweetener
and are way to sweet for me...
but they come in doritos, baked cheetos, ritz crackers, pringles
and last night i saw that snyders makes them in pretzel and pnt butter crackers..
yeah!

dear jd
i love you
i really really do
no, don't speak
just do your thing by looking pretty

preferably with your shirt off...

thank you...


tori spelling is kinda a bitch.... but i feel bad about her dad....and her boobs. Look at any photo and you will see what i mean. God, i hated Donna Martin.

apparently austrian cab drivers hate americans. i guess that make too much money.

i have a swedish film fest going on at my apt this weekend. netflix allows me to watch strange things. that make me want to smoke and eat liverwurst and nasty salted fish.

Schnapps or aquavit, served icy cold, is a superb Swedish drink, often used to accompany smorgasbord. The run-of-the-mill Swedish beer (pilsner) has only a small amount of alcohol. All restaurants serve lättol (light beer) and folköl, a somewhat stronger brew. Swedish vodka, or brännvin, is made from corn and potatoes and flavored with different spices. All brännvin is served ice cold in schnapps glasses. Keep in mind that aquavit is much stronger than it looks, and Sweden has strictly enforced rules about drinking and driving. Most Swedes seem to drink their liquor straight. But mixed drinks, especially in urban areas, are now more commonplace. Either way, the drink prices are sky-high.

roller derby is making a comeback! even here in richmond, my friend kristen is one of the girls...

i remember watching this growing up. that and G*L*O*W ...
these women were mentors, role models and shaped my tragically cut short career as a professional street fighter...











let us take a moment to acknowledge the World Cup...



This piece went for$135 million, the most expensive piece of artwork ever auctioned.
however art may be a bad financial investment...
i argue otherwise
a painting is a one of a kind item
it can never be truly replicated
unlike say, a pokemon card
maybe it will never gain value over what you paid for it
but there may be an off chance that someone else
would be willing to pay $136 million
to own it.

this article kinda warmed my cold peach pit of a heart...

only 12 ounces a week...man i must be lit up like a thermometer...

do you know beth orton? you should


finally, i love richmond but this is crazy.
12 shot in city over weekend, 3 fatally


later
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6.19.2006

long live the king

boys of summer....



in the spirit of some lively discussions
about the People mags hot guys
and my upcoming birthday
I would like to take this time l
to acknowledge the recent stars
of my after lunch fantasies

to each and every one...i thank you...


1) Soccer!!!!!!!!!Football!!!




2) Last remaining men on earth after attack of killer robots.













The boys of BSG...
God, this show rocks!
And its not even a guilty pleasure
its that awesome

and look at these guys!
i can never choose...
so i take them both


3)Boys who sometimes dress like girls...and thats ok with me

too pretty for words...






with accents
and pretty hair
and are not afraid of being naked with other
beautiful boys for the sake of art...

4)Competing for my heart with their music...but please guys a little personal hygiene never hurt any one

I think the world belongs to me
I want to set you freer than free
(I want to touch you)
C
And then let's embrace
c
ome up to my place
And then let's embrace
And then let's replace
Our fear with our faith


5) If loving you is wrong...I don't want to be right


Finally, for those big Pimpin in the big P...


6.15.2006

flying monkeys would be cool

this week is the release of
People magazines hottest bachelors...
It seems People magazine has now become Men's Health
heh...
if you get that joke
your cool

anyways shall we take a look
at the lucky devils who made the list

for convenience sake I have separated them into three categories
girls need not apply, maybe and mine all mine....

girls need not apply
(note: i am not making any firm commitments on anyones sexuality...se la vie!)














wtf
ick and double ick















mine all MINE!!!!!!!back off bitches!


sometimes, when you are the leader of the most powerful and greatest nation in the universe, no matter how ineffectual, convoluted or dang bad, sometimes even you make a good decision...

Bush to create world’s biggest ocean preserve

there must be no oil running underneath this soil...and warm water animals are better poster children for the benefits of global warming...polar bears? who needs real polar bears when we have these ones!

i love true crime stories and think i shall put this one on the list to read
Go to HUNGRY GIRL...my new must visit site!








tata!!
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6.02.2006

Public service announcement...

if the devil and i were to have a child
lil tux and all...

i was watching last comic standing
and one of the jokes was about someones friends having babies
and then they turn into those little half human/half baby things
i thought it was funny...

frontline ran a fabulous, depressing, informative, scary 4 hour long show
on the aids pandemic...
this is a must see people
the first half is the historical background of the emergence of the disease
most of which i knew already
if it wasn't true and happening in our times
it makes for a engrossing story
did you know the first death from aids was in 1959.
one symbian to human transmission is the base for the plague of lifetime.
(watch online at pbs.org)

the second part focuses on the 90's to now
with the emphasis on the political aspects around the world
and the catastophic effect this disease has had on so many countries
mainly in the developing world
40 million people are currently infected with hiv
5 million new infections are estimated every year
over 20 million people have died from this disease since the 1980's.
there is no cure
modern medicine has developed drugs that allow hiv/aids patients to live an average of 8 years longer than before... but there is no cure...
western countries have access to 24 medications (extremely toxic) that can be combined to treat aids...countries like south africa and brazil have three...
the us has pledged 15 BILLION dollars for drugs in these countries...
20% go to eductation programs, but only if these programs are abstinence based programs...
and the problem with providing the triple cocktail to these countries...weak infrastructure that prevents easy distribution...these drugs are a lifetime commitment....and the US aid program is up for renewal in 2008...what happens to those who are currently receiving the drugs if the United States congress does not renew...

I have always stood firm that the pharm companies (a neccessary evil?????) should work with the governments to provide fair and affordable treatment/medication to all nations...but my recent studies have led me to question this approach. Treatment is not a feasible option, econimically, socially even yes morally. In South Africa, 40,000 hiv/aids patients receive the free medications. 40,000 out of 5million patients. In one country.
Education is the only option. T
The battle at this point in our time is to not cure but prevention. Condoms, the new microbides, abstinence, social education. This needs to be the primary focus, without mopral judgement, with a firm base in science.This is science's battle to lose.


So people, please pay attention.
There are two issues facing our world today
that requires action from every single person.
AIDs and global warming...
Wear a condom
Be faithful
Abstain
Give support
Write your legislature
Be compassionate
Be smart.

end of spiel.....

The Break-Up opens this weekend. It has received mixed (mainly negative) reviews. I, however would like to see it. I wasn't to impressed with Mr and Mrs Smith.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jane Epsson of Buffy fame. The person who wrote the buffybot episodes.
WRITING FOR THIRD SEASON BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YEAH I'M EXCITED!
especially since this season will focus heavily on the cylons and their breeding program....




The family dog? What the dog whisperer was going to translate in court?
That's going to make for an awkward Thanksgiving this year


My new boyfriend, Cillian Murphy. Yes we flirted some earlier but Joaquin just smokes to much and that whole vegan thing.... plus I like my summer romances to have a little potential psycho to them...hey what can i say...i'm romantic in that way!



Planning the birthday vacation of the YEAR! We are so going to stay here!










ok people, all those who read through this long winded and strange post
have a good weekend
Stay cool like faye----------->
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