nothing better....

i love this weather, i'm not really into sunny days
i like the rain
if it wasn't for the floods ands general knowledge
that the weird weather is a result of global warming
which is going to kill the earth
and the polar bears
that is if the robots don't get to it first.
i do hope it doesn't rain when i head to philly for the holiday.
even though i plan to spend most of monday getting lost
in the philly museum of art.
i hear this painting may be hidden there somewhere
i will find it!
if not i guess i can just live with the matisse and the many picassos
i also hope to take tour of the penitentary
i did not know about this
like i can pass up an empty prison
or insane asylum, for that matter
i like to tempt fate
oh come on, when you visit these types of places
you know their is a little piece of you
hoping for some horror movie action...

plus i have a coupon
my friend hilary is moving to the outskirts of harrisburg
i am very excited for her...
then there is randi- finally making an honest man out of willy...
it's not too late! run!
(if you ever get me drunk, ask me my view on marriage....)
so many awesome things happening to awesome people
look for this hip, hot new magazine
coming to your wisconsin doorsteps this fall!
i'm hoping to convince a power to be to give me a column
i know, i know...spelling and grammar count
that's what they make editors for...sheesh...
i saw the dear abby/dear ann tv movie...
speaking of writing...
Harper Lee is coming out of seclusion
to write an article for "O" magazine
I may need to buy this.
after all To kill a mockingbird is my favorite book and movie.
Not too mention that Lee, who is now 80, has never published anything since...
she's a more fabulous version of jd salinger
without the whole sordid joyce maynard affair and stuff...
i always related more to scout than to holden caulfield anyways...
She is fabulous...
Also important to note-

Second disk of the second season of
The Footballers Wives
is on its way...
what? you don't watch it?
you have no ideal what your missing...
RIP Aaron Spelling.

Without you how would we know that teenage girls who have sex
will get pregnant, that big puffy shoulder pads with boys are professional wear,
a woman is most glamorous if she has 15 last names, women over 95 lbs are
