Of all the engagement rings hollywood is sporting this has got to be the classiest. Paris is so hot.
Me

EGADS!
Me

Watch Ashley Simpson try to distract people from her lipsynching.
Me

Is this a picture of one of my many drunk uncles? No, its once hot Colin Farrell!Not hot! Not Hot indeed!
Me

Do it Yourself!

---

.

(http://www.mirena-us.com/pvs1/pri/insertframe.html)

too much info...

so yesterday i was implanted...
and all i can say
it hurt...cramping my ass!
now when my mom says she brought me into this world she take me out...
I will say "HA just try and you too won't walk for three days"

It wouldn't have been so bad if it had been inserted once.
But no
Cause I am unlucky in this stuff.
It was inserted not once
not twice
but THREE Freakin times....
WTF?

The actual process wasn't bad till they inserted the T into the uterus...um....apparently the uterus does not like having pieces of plastic shoved into it...
the pain was like my friend Randi's menstrual cramps times 100X
afterwards it was like a more intense cramping....i think that is what a miscarriage may feel like...


the first one was defective...um should i be worried?
it wouldn't detach....hah

but i feel better now...and am protected for five years!
bring on the peni!

but more importantly

WHAT WILL I NAME IT?

646 lb catfish caught in the Mekong River. It is the size of a grizzly bear. But tastier!
Me

Um.....that is some bathing suit..reminder must go to pilates class
Me

Now this would be a hot couple...and then Mathew McCaughney would be mine!
Me

And here is the baby daddy...He should be at the O's.!
Me

Listen I know your pregnant and your hormones are out of wack. But this is not sexy. Pregnant women can be sexy. You are just a joke.
Me

internal viewing...

ah...the much awaited yearly PAP
so much fun
especially in the middle of the year.

but it is one step closer to promiscuity!
am considering birth control methods....i would like to avoid the chemicals and hormones..
mebbee try the iud...
implants are cool
especially when aliens pop out!


Now onto the news!

Poor Stella! But Taye Diggs was soooo fine in that movie....

Summer has officially started....make sure to watch..we'll kivitsch!

DEGRASSI is back! and I don't have the N!...what am I going to do?
Is Manny a ho? Did Emma catch Gonorhea from Jay? Is Craig manic or just in need of some downlow time? JT and his penis pump....shootings...toby...hot canadian teen boys.....weird accents...Caitlyn n Joey 4evah!
Please if you have cable tape these for me...they rock!

that is kiddies!

No words....

Speilberg is scared...Wouldn't you be?
Me

Pretty dress...but why are her boobs down to there....
As for him...I have no words
Me

Scary pics of the day....

This is scary....I totally would skip the month of August all together...and the movie looks like crap....
Me

Um...I wonder whats in that cup?
Me

Screw you Brad!


Ok...its probably not true, but seriously give me Vince Vaugh over Pitt anyday.
What would you rather have a truly gorgous man that makes you insecure?
Or someone who is funny and smart and hot in that way?
I love Jennifer Anniston more and more each day!

Me

bad girls!

rule!

you know who you are!


and its not me...yet...someday..sigh ;)

in case you missed it...

Cause Tom Cruise KNOWS ALL...
He Knows things...
http://drudgereport.com/flash3tc.htm

Seriously people, you need to read this...
He is an ass...
I have been telling people this for years...finally proof!
I am not saying that there isn't an argument about the overprescription of these drugs, that there has not been enough comprehensive study on the effects of Ritalin and anti-depressants, that there are no abuses...

but to argue based on SCIENTOLOGY that people who have been helped by these drugs, who have used them for explicit purposes and have been successful is crap.
Scientology is crap. If you wanna talk about a sham, about unbased "knowledge" reread Dianetics.

Tom Cruise, you are an actor. You are often cute. But you are not a doctor. You are not even a high school graduate. You are not a woman. And you may not even be depressed. Argue your position but please, not when promoting your SPIELBERG movie and at least do it based on evidence, logic or naked. And lets debate the doctors and those who use the psychiatry.

And we thought Michael Jackson was the weird one.

Greetings!
Me

nothing ever changes....

it seems that certain aspects of my life are in a never changing pattern..
mostly i just sigh in resignation and laugh ......and dream about new china..

good things-
3am NBC affiliate shows One Tree Hill.
I am sooooo behind..

The Buffy Mind reading episode is on....funneeeeee
except no spike!
ah spike

Went w/ Wendy to see the $2 evening showing of House of Wax

Dalton Chapman: You're just gonna let her leave like that? He's a freak, man. The guy cleans up dead animals for a living. Nick Jones: You clean shit for a living, Dalton. How is this different, Mr. Septic Tank Man? Dalton Chapman: Well, um - I don't walk through it. That's one difference.


Not bad....not really good...but ok for the price
Paris Hilton was tolerable
gruesome death for CuteDean
double dose of

Good Morning Everyone!
Me

Eggsellent
Me

pissy mood...

no more

for some reason i was in a really bad mood yesterday.
went home, fell asleep, ate french fries, went back to bed.

now i'm chipper.
i blame it on realistic nitemares...
not monsters and such...cause i ahve those and i find them cool...like the serial killer one i had last nite...i'm a bit touched in the head i know
but the ones involving people with other people who are real and too close...
anyways, details!

cause i'm solving murders again in my dreams!

i have a new piece of jewelry...a lance armstrong bands courtesy of one of the docs...i'm one of the cool people now.
Who am i kidding...I am always cool....

i ordered printer cartrideges from dell for the department.They shipped them to my house.
Dell an I do not get along! They had better not have charged my account.
So I get to cancel my aol! yeah! am switching phone companies and getting dsl...

**NEWS***
Idol' Runner-Up Bice Officially Signs Record Deal
GO BO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good News since I have an abnormally large brain myself.....

runaway train...ah the 90's

Note to self...add on NEtflix queu

I'm sorry...I seem to have forgotten


OVAH N OUT SUNSHINES!

Does this Freak Anyone else out?
Me

tooooooo much coffee...

sunday morning as usual

US House panel cuts funding for public television
Because Sesame Street and Ms. Marple are part of the liberal agenda to destroy the moral fabric of our nation....maybe we should fund "Faux News"...you know in case Bill O'Reilly needs to loofah again.

Only 68,000 at High Risk
Yeah, that makes me feel sooooo much better.

No HIV-Positive Babies Born in Florida This Year
Happy Fathers Day to Everyone!

Where is Tom Cruise when you need him?

Picasso's lover to sell sketches
She was his lovah......

Oh no Alfie is leaving! Um...PBS hasn't gotten that far into the series yet...and might not (see above posting)

Maybe he should look in the mirror first! Sexist pig.


Looks like rain!

2nd Awesome mix

that time to post my second mix...
define..
use in a sentence...
spell....


Symphony no 9-Beethovan
I like Mozart, Brahms, Bach, Wagner, and Ludwig

BlowJob Queen -Liz Phair
Finally a song that reflects the inhumanity of mankind and the devaluation of a moral society....

Black Tongue - Yeah Yeah Yeah's
I shoulda been a punk rocka...
or at least develop a heroin addiction or a vegan.

Deep Inside of You -Third Eye Blind
I bought this CD at the used cd store in Keene just for this song....

Lady Fingers- Luscious Jackson
I got lady fingers, baby!
And they are yummy...

Somewhere a Clock is Ticking- Snow Patrol
Whiny English White Boys...how can I not have them in my collection

Some Might Say- Oasis
I love them no matter how assy they are
plus
She has dirty dishes on the brain...I swear that what they are saying
Love that line.... not sure why

In Spite of All the Damage - The Be Good Tanya's
It resonates.

How to Be Dead- Snowpatrol
Favorite Song of the moment. It says what I wanted to say once.Took me forever to be able to get it.

Jenny was A Friend of Mine- The Killers
Enuff! I am not putting another Killers song on a mix...till I need filler.

New Slang- The Shins
Garden State has an excellent soundtrack
I love soundtracks...I get bored easily

Good- Better than Ezra
Realized hadn't heard this in a while...its a good song

Jaqueline - Franz Ferdinand
These boys rock. Forgot I put this on here

Right in Time - Lucinda Williams
Lucie is the man...this song is bananas

Extraodinary- Liz Phair
I am a super psycho super goddess...

This House is not for Sale- Ryan Adams
I love this man. I love this song. I love what this song represents to me.

Genuis - Murmurs
Cause I am. In my own mind.

Porcelain- Better than Ezra
This song reminds me of Hilary. She always had a great mix of music.
Its a little disturbing...especially when you find yourself agreeing.
Eeeks

All the Small Things- Blink 182
Filler.

A Million Miles Away- Plimsouls
Everyone knows this song...but have no ideal who the hell this band is.

Naked Eye- luscious Jackson
I remember seeing them in concert when this song came out
Underage, hotel, challenge to keep up chugging grape maddog, hiding the hangover from the parental units the next day
Good times Good times

Hot White Cum-Liz Phair
Cum on....how could this not be included.


Ok peeps
Your comments...who should i be listening too...cause you should be listening to these people...now

Till next mix...

cramping like a motherf***ker

thats right bitches!

i have fiveload s of laundry to do
and only enuff dollar bills for two

bitches

snotty people who talk to you sat am
waiting for the elevator with two large bags of trash
and two more to go
unshowered
wearing dirty all red outfit
bitches
take your perfect little blonde ditz of a daughter and
the boy she has over everynite
i work
so i don't take my trash out every day
i take it out when i want to
your not my mamma
bitch

realize i have no swifters so no mopping this week
bitch

i need advil

Finally A movie for the Kiddies.....
Me

This is your Lois Lane! Egads! Its soooooo wrong.
Me

I really hope that its decaf!...cause she sure drinks alot of it.
Me

chik fillets are awesome...

and bad for you
so i don't do it that often
i seem to have thrown my diet aside and plan to fix it starting tonite.
gym, vet appointment for mk, and tv!
god i have no friday nite!


So this morning i walked to the bus stop
its in front of the richmond public library.
its a nice library
i think my books are overdue.
there are often a few people hanging out in the morning.
fellow bus (autobus en espanol) riders
man in the little street cleaning car
bums

this morning there was only one other person as i approached
he was sitting on the curb to the flower bed in front of the library.
as i approached he started cracking up, stood up and crossed the street.
i didn't pay too much attention until i walked past where he had been sitting
and into a cloud of pot smoke,

yes folks
smoking up on the street
alone
at 7:30 in the am

i had to crack up.
i luv richmond

****News****
Freak...but now she has enough money to pay the fines

McConaughey Eyes Road Trip with Cruz

Hollywood actor Matthew McConaughey is treating his girlfriend Penelope Cruz to a well-earned holiday - a road trip in his mobile home. McConaughey, who recently starred alongside Cruz in Sahara, has decided to ditch glitz and glamour in favor of taking his beau out for an old-fashioned driving holiday. But the 35-year-old has no plans to propose to his Spanish lover in the wilderness. He says, "Marriage? I don't know about that. Let's see how this vacation works out. I love my mobile home, I can feel my independence. It's great having my own four walls instead of staying in hotels all the time. Instead, I have a satellite so I can connect my mobile office at any time. I have my own bed, a little kitchen, a grill and water. It's not like a five star hotel but I like it better."
***AWWWW...I'd so trailer park with him!


Kitten born with two faces needs nine lives***awwww....i hope it makes it.


Doing Well, Doing Good: How can you not love Oprah? Case in point: The Enquirer reports that she noticed the janitor at her Chicago co-op had been missing for a while, so she asked the building manager about him. Turns out his wife was in the hospital with cancer, so Oprah arranged to pay all the medical bills. The grateful guy said he didn't know how he could ever repay her kindness, but Oprah told him, "You repay me with your smiles and hard work every day." Sniff, sniff, somebody get us a hankie. Tab Fab is fixin' to git all blubbery! (eonline.com)
**all I have to say is OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT!2008!

All of us Superheros love Hostess cupcakes
Me

Spidey.....
Me

The Hulk....
Me

Superman....
Me

And Batman & Robin agree.....


(http://www.tomheroes.com/Comic%20Ads/hostess%20ads/hostess.htm)
Me

these two are my fave indy actors...plus they have cool names..naomi and liev...
Me

I love you...
Me

obsession

I had a carb day so far.

besides my obsession with eating every package of hostess cupcakes out of the vending machine at my apartment complex I have been good.

but i had a breakfast sandwich and a bagel sandwich for lunch

luckily I am going to the pool so i will do an extra lap.

i don't seem to be losing any weight...just eating alot of tuna...
hmmm
but my pants do feel a bit looser and some people have said i lost weight.
and i was able to curb my instinct to order a pizza and eat the whole thing...see above about hostess cupcakes.


Hostess Cupcakes:
1/2 c Plus 2 tbsp Flour
1/2 tbsp. Cocoa powder
3/4 tsp. Baking soda
1/4 tsp. Salt
1/2 c Sugar
1/2 c Water
3 tbsp. Vegetable oil
1 1/2 tsp. Distilled white vinegar
1 tsp. Vanilla extract
FILLING:
1 c Heavy whipping cream
6 oz Finely chopped white chocolate
GLAZE:
3 oz Finely chopped bittersweet chocolate
3 tbsp. Boiling water
ICING:
1 tbsp. Egg white, at room temperature
1 pinch cream of tartar
1/2 c Plus 2 to 3 tbsp confectioner's sugar
Make the cupcakes:
1. Position a rack in the center and preheat oven to 325F. Lightly
butter twenty-four 1-3/4" x 3/4" (1-oz) muffin of biscuit cups.
2. Into a medium bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa, baking soda,
and salt. Mix in the sugar. Make a well in the center. Whisk in the
water, oil, vinegar, and vanilla. Blend until smooth. (The batter
will be very thin.)
3. Spoon the batter into the prepared cups. Bake until a cake tester
inserted into the center of one of the cupcakes comes out clean,
about 12 to 14 minutes. Cool the cupcakes in the pans on a wire rack
for 5 minutes. Remove the cupcakes from the pans and finish cooling
on the rack.
Make the filling:
4. In a heavy medium saucepan over medium-high heat, bring the cream
to a boil. Add the white chocolate and remove from heat. let the
mixture stand briefly; stir until smooth. Transfer to a metal bowl
and refrigerate until chilled thoroughly, stirring occasionally. (To
speed the process, set the metal bowl over a larger bowl of ice
water; stir the chocolate mixture until cool.) With an electric
mixer, beat the white chocolate mixture just until fluffy, about 1
minute.
5. Transfer the filling to a pastry bag fitted with a 3/8-inch plain
tip. Insert the pastry tip 1/4-inch into the bottom of each cupcake
and squeeze a little filling into each one.
Make the glaze:
6. Place the chocolate in a small bowl. Whisk in the boiling water and
blend until smooth. One at a time, dip the top of each cupcake into
the warm glaze. Turn the glazed cupcakes right side up and set them
on a wire rack on top of a baking sheet. Refrigerate the cupcakes for
5 minutes to set the glaze.
Make the icing:
7. In a medium bowl, whisk the egg white until frothy. Stir in the
cream of tartar. Gradually mix in enough of the confectioner's sugar
to make a fairly stiff and smooth icing. Fill a small paper cone with
the icing and cut a 1/16-inch opening at the tip. Remove the cupcakes
from the refrigerator. Pipe a design (a squiggle, spiral, etc.) on
the top of each cupcake. Let the design harden and then cover and
refrigerate the cupcakes. Serve at room temperature.
The cupcakes can be made and refrigerated up to 2 days in advance, or
frozen up to 2 weeks.
Makes 22 to 24 miniature cupcakes .

or $.75 for a pack of two....

don't forget this one

December 1, 1999

Pompano Beach woman eats 50,000 Hostess cupcakes

Kansas City-based Interstate Bakeries Corp., through its operating subsidiary, Interstate Brands Corp., says a Pompano Beach woman claims to have eaten more than 50,000 Hostess cupcakes in her life. Susan Rutland, 44, says she eats four of the cupcakes a day. When Rutland was in second grade, she founded a Hostess Cup Cake Club and held weekly meetings at her parents' home, the company says.

so far so good...

Foo Fighters
Dave Grohl is second on my rock star boyfriend list....rowr
Me

A chocolate man..Yes
A chocolate Elton John...No
A very big No
Me

not much to say...

Just one of those days.

I don't think I brought enuff food today and therefore will be starving by the time I workout.
This will mean i won't want to workout and I will have a hard time going to the gym.

It is hot here.


I bought my tickets and will be in Boston the 2-5th. If your in the area holla out, yo!


"Now free, Jackson ready to make changes
Mesereau says singer will no longer invite children into his room" Do you think?

I am so over that story...onto the other freaky men

Papa Simpson...you bad preacher boy!
Give me LLo over Jessica Simpson anyday!

Reeves Slams Wedding Rumors
Hollywood hunk Keanu Reeves has hit out at reports he secretly married his ex-girlfriend Autumn Macintosh last month in Los Angeles. Last week several British newspapers claimed the Constantine actor had a quiet civil ceremony at a small restaurant which was only attended by family and friends. Reeves, who first dated actress Macintosh in the 1990s, was rumored to have rekindled their romance months before the wedding(imdb.com)
Of course...cause he loves ME!

I really have nothing else to say at this moment...

Monkey

I think i would make a great gorilla.
well...minus the whole near extinction deal...
i like gorillas.
do you think tarzan ever got it on with the any of the female (or male) gorillas...and do you think he missed it when he was with plain old jane?

see what watching disney movies does to you!

Horoscope...

Finally I thought I would share this with you all....

Today's Date: Jun. 8

Libra 9/23 - 10/23

The stars and the fairies are in a wonderful sort of competition for your love and admiration dear Libra. They shower an incredible amount of love on you. Use this love to get lost in the wild, wild atmosphere today. Today, you can do absolutely anything you please. You're going to laugh in the face of convention, taboos, and danger. You needed someone to listen to you and support you, and now you can just abandon yourself to living!

Fairies? um...ok.

Daily Update....

Now for all the news you need to know:

• Really....there must be no other news to report
• 
  
• Almost, but not quite what I plan for the after life...
  

• Genetics can be such a bitch.....

• Morning radio..sometimes good, sometimes stupid...but the prisoners love it!

• As long as Meadow dies.....

• The sick thing is... I'v watched everyone that is mentioned
  

• Tom Cruise should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women experiencing postpartum depression decide what treatment options are best for them.
  --Brooke Shields, quoted in the Enquirer, firing back at Top Gun after he criticized her in public for taking medication to cope with her baby blues. (www.eonline.com)

Thats all folks!

Today...unlike any other day

What shall I do today?

Work- but of course. I like it.

Work Out- Today my work out will be laps in the pool. Yesterday, bonding with the elliptical machine. Why is it everytime I go to work out I hear the Killers "Mr Briteside." Luckily I love me some killers....

Grocery Store- Will walk to Ukrops and purchase much needed supplies (i.e. tuna)

Cats- I was able to open Mks mouth for a quick view...It looks red stillin one corner, but not as bad...i think...its really hard to tell...

Comments:

CAMI- Congrats on the new move!
I will haveto see about October
The workouts? Cause I have an eeeeeveeeeeel plan, of course!

Melissa-I call and call. I need updates dammit!

You- I know I rock. I rock your world! Get Naked! NOW

BIG NEWS!

For those checking in from New England I will be in Boston on the 4th of July.

Lets meet up!

Have you seen her new video. There is a latin man, windows, and apartment and for some reason stomach convulsions partly due to being covered with toxic oil or really shiny mud. Oh- and its in spanish.
Me

These two freak me out...and I am not the only one
Read here about TomKats craziness
Me

How can you go from this to what she looks like now? She was hot once...now she's a sperm depository...
Me

AGH.... Brad Pitt is such a loser....oh and his hair is crappy too...
Me

Companies we hate....

TIAX - CAMBRIDGE BOSTON

BOYCOTT THEM

THEY ARE PrICKS

ASSHOLES

SKANKS

LOSERS

political scientist...

ok
every so often my intellectual, trained analytical side pops out...
Its not as fun as my celebrity gossip postings, musings about reality tv nor obsessions on cats and food. Despite my fluff I actually read the news regularly, watch the news channes(only at the gym) and keep up with the latest happenings in the economy, politics and social issues. I just hid it really well. Because:

I am a political Scientist. Sigh...I'd much rather be a rodeo clown.But I get excited in October, because thats when the Supreme Court heres their cases. And I get excited in the summer cause thats when they announce their rulings. Elections on any level makes me tingle. It's just a part of me...


So the reason for this post:

Breaking News!

GM TO CUT 25,000 MANUFACTURING JOBS!!!!!

yes folks, this is bad....really bad.
Hey Bush! um....about that little thing called the economy.... I think you might wanna check it out.
(maybe its because of 9/11.)

As for the recent Supreme Courts recently ruling outlawing medical marijuana.
People are not really looking at the issues involved.
This has little to do with the use of marijuana to ease pain and the issue of choice.
This isn't a ruling on a social issue or even a medical issue.
Its just a snazzier version of the continuing battle between states rights and federal rights.

We are a government where federal laws supercede all state rights. This is why the Civil War was fought. This is why parts of Minnesota and Maine want to secede today. This is why states are so dependent on federal funding for large social programs.

Despite the good it does, marijuana is illegal under federal law. And this is the only item the Supreme Court can consider. Let us remember that at least one of these judges has cancer. One is recovered. And the most liberal of judges were in the majority.


Here is the ruling :if you would like to read it.

busy bee...

thats me!

this weekend was really good
I worked out alot
did laundry
shopped
found money...see above
have new pretty jewelry
ate greek food
met new people....

1) so i went to the (apt) gym friday and saturday. Sunday was my "spa" day-face mask, pluck, tan...
2)Needed towels...they are yellow... from Martha...I lurve Martha Stewart...
3)Went to Old navy bought pants...that show butt crack...oh well..
and socks...they have good socks there.
I also bought these funky necklaces...the one i am wearing right now is a big wooden disk!
4)so going tru junk mail and come across a check for a nice amount from Umass. They sent it in April so its still good. But, really I haven't worked there in a year and they keep sending me retro pay...which is awesome! Therefore I spent all the money on the above! and enjoyed it!
5) Sharon gave me a ring...apparently she didn't want it or something. Its a blue saphire...and real...the only real jewelry I have are my pearls...That was probably the best xmas gift ever. I remeber crying when I opened them. Sometimes M is ok.
6)I went the the Richmond Greek Festival. Ate soulvaki and baklava...yummmm.
Although it wasn't as greek as the Worcester festival- in Worcester you know who is greek, they are hot, dark, hairy and wear massive amounts of gold...here not so much
7) Went to the Greek festival w/ some awesome new people. And I am not just saying that because wendy reads my blog religiously...well who doesn't.
And finally I met someone crazier than me...who will pick up, not one, but two strangers she met thru craigs list.
And lets say the Indian boys mama...not too thrilled to see three hot blondes picking him up.
If looks could kill.
We of course have sullied his being and are going to hell...


Long post I know!

eastenders

i have been watching this..
for those who don't know
its a very long running english soap opera
apparently, its very popular

i really have no ideal what is going on
or what they are saying
and the guys are attrocious looking
but i am fascinated with it.,,,
and if you are a teen female who has sex
you will get knocked up


The Women-
PBS is showing the play
starring Cynthia Nixon, Jennifer Coolidge, Blanche from the Golden Girls, and Meg Tilly
You may have seen the movie-or maybe not
written by Claire Luc Booth it is a look at the nasty nature of women
famous for the clothes and the fact that the cast is entirely
made of women!
It is funny and well done...I highly reccomend it.

Kinda where I work...
Me

SO does Gwen for once...plus her hubby is hot..and british...and has a very colored past...heh...
Me

Brittney looks pretty.... that musta took alot of work.
If your spouse gives you their kidney and you divorce....it that considered common property..hmmmm
Me

Yum...Vietnamese food...look at those spring rolls on the corner...
Me