Spending the holidays with...

Lou Diamond Phillips!

which is appropriate because sometimes he play indian.
very thanksgiving dontcha think...
there is no one i would rather fight zombie ghost prisoners who jackhammer unsuspecting motorists on route 666...
who better to play sidewalk thug on dallas....
or the lead in Bats!

He never ages....ever....

but man, how much must it have sucked to be him
when his wife left him
for Melissa Etheridge
then left Melissa Etheridge
for penises....

hmmmm
hope all had a happy holiday
especially you, Lou Diamond Phillips

Happy Turkey day

Turkeys!

i lost...

$15 bucks in the rain last nite...
but the storm was cool
I was soaked

anyways it was laundry money!

It went from 70's to cold in 12 hours....
but now i can break out the sweaters...which a large portion of my wardrobe is built out of...

I CALL HIJINKS ON TYRA BANKS!

last nites ANTM was a joke
they sent Lisa home?
Over Jayla?
so wrong..
sure lisa had issues, and the whole pissing in a diaper moment was not her shining moment...
but the girl took awesome photos, was creative, follwoed direction...
well, its a miracle for her cause last years winner...she's opening walgreens in podunk usa!
The show is such a set-up...If Bree wins then its totally a sham!

Veronica Mars....
the big question? Did he or didn't he
Duncan so got blown by Kendell
And what was the letter he hid
and how awesome is Logan
and Lamb...who would have known...
(your asking yourself what the hell is she talking about? WATCH THIS SHOW THEN!)

It is official

Mathew McConahey (still can't freaking spell that name)
is the sexiest man alive in 2005!

(I love you mathew...call me...lets make babeees)
PAtrick Dempsey made the list....the pic was too yummy for me to pass up...


(I love you patrick...call me....lets make babees...)

Anderson Cooper is so hot...and gay...and has sucky taste in men cause he and Ryan Seacrest...just ewwww... what you didn't know that Seacrest out means it literally? Well, not officially.

Speaking of gay...how almost gay porn (cough ambercrombie) is this photo of Nick Lachey....



The guy from deadwood...I don't know why but I so agree...I can't help myself...
Speaking of which he is in the FABULOUS movie "Sexy Beast"...god that movie is awesome...

(Dude, its called moisturizer...guys can use it too. I bet the 'stache tickles)

Check out Keira Knightly as Dorothy in Vogue...
I love these photos, so freaky yet so cool...
Its like the messed up Oz movie with Fairuzka whats her name (again cannot spell, dammit)
and they gave dorothy electric shock therapy and all I ever think of is the kennedy sister rose, who's father took her to get electric shock therapy behind her mothers back and something went wrong, and rose spent the rest of her life hidden away in a home.

Did I mention that this photospread rocks! (courtesy Just Jared)




















Ch
Ceck out the whole spread..just too awesome...

















I need to go to the shoe store and buy sneakers for class...since mine are now soaking wet from the rain...

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Song in my head...

and it won't go away

smeared black ink: your palms are sweaty and I'm barely listening to last demands
i'm staring at the asphalt wondering what's buried underneath where i am

i'll wear my badge: a vinyl sticker with big block letters adherent to my chest
that tells your new friends i am a visitor here: i am not permanent
and the only thing keeping me dry is where i am

you seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
a stranger with a door key explaining that i am just visiting
and i am finally seeing why i was the one worth leaving

d.c. sleeps alone tonight

you seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
a stranger with a door key explaining that i am just visiting
and i am finally seeing why i was the one worth leaving
the district sleeps alone tonight after the bars turn out their lights
and send the autos swerving into the loneliest evening
and i am finally seeing why i was the one worth leaving

It's starting!

Libra

Someone in your neighborhood has disappeared, dear Libra. No one has seen this person for a while, and no word has been left with anyone. Gossip could spread like wildfire, as everyone imagines the worst. Listening to rumors probably doesn't appeal to your innate sense of fairness; nonetheless, you're wondering too. However, your neighbors will probably experience a mixture of relief and disappointment when your friend turns up alive, well, and in good spirits. Mystery (mostly) solved!

-MSNBC-

My career as a major super sleuth!
Who wants to be part of my scooby gang?

Otherwise, what a weird horoscope....

For those who may be impacted by the class action suit against NETFLIX...

Jenn A. Rocks and I am not the only one who agrees...
And she has really good Publicists!

thats it for now...crisis time
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things I am loving right now....

1) The Postal Service
The band.
I would love the actual postal service if it brought me presents.
The band, I am really enjoying the synthesizers, the drum machines and as with all my music the slightly depressing lyrics
I specifically love the District sleeps alone tonite.

2) Netflix
I cannot say how much I love getting movies in the mail
And tv shows...especially the ones that have been cancelled.
I highly reccomend dead like me.
And if you have it...let me know and we can be on the friends list!

3) JC Penney online outlet.
Beyond cheap work wear. Jewelry. Really good shoes for cheap.

4)Fall in Richmond.
Its like new england without all the cold.

5)Kickboxing class.
I missed it last week due to upset stomach, I am sad.
But I enjoy it alot!

6)Sunday night tv
Family guy, Law and Order Criminal Intent, grey's anatomy...all good

7) Christian Bale.
Once M said "what do you think about threesomes?"
And I said "Sounds like fun, who's the guy."
Oh well.

8) Vegas
I am psyched! Nothing saysHappy Jesus belated birthday like nickle slots, all u can eat for 1.99 and hookers.Oh, and penguins in the desert!

9) Myspace
I admit it. I spend more time on it than I thought I would. But Melissa is on it, too. Now we need Randi.

10) Best Friends forevah!
Speaking of Melissa, she is beyond hot lately! And like all best friends is willing to ask the question..."what is always wrong with her finger?"

the end is nigh...

Fox has pulled back its order for Arrested Development
to only 13 episodes
and is putting it on the shelf for the rest of sweeps

it looks like my beloved is about to be put to sleep...

i am sad
:(

Sexiest Man 2005?????

Its my fave time of the year kiddies...
People gives us hard hitting important journalism with their annual

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE issue

Its like the sports illustrated swimsuit edition
with yummie boys!

So I have taken the liberty to pulling from their pile a few of my faves and my pick for sexiest man of 2005 ( all based on science and the amount of time they have spent in my dirty fantasies)

Here are some of the boys who made this year list

Yes Doogie is on it...He is riding high with his role as Barney in "How I met your Mother" on CBS. I do find him quite cute in the smarmy way. But he's gay. At least thats what I heard from unreliable sources.And he was in rent. Now I know alot of you love that musical...but why does everyone have aids. and live in the same building. and has aids.Not even Angels in America had so many aids patients.



Ah Keith... yes..big, black and often naked kissing boys on SFU. Now I don't watch the show he is on currently. But he is fine. Plus my list needed some diversity.






Bradley Cooper. Man are you smoking hot. And your show Kitchen COnfidential is funny. Does Tony Bourdain proud. He is hot too. I love you Bradley.














Jason Bateman, you belong on this list just for the fact that you are on Arrested Development- the funnies, wittiest, smartest, dirtiest, bestest show on tv!







Joaquin Phoenix. You are still hot despite the fact we broke up. Because you are losing your mind. I know you live a stressful life, what with having to kiss the brunette Reese Witherspoon and play a dead guy and have a name I can't pronounce. But dude, frogs are not growing out of your head. Your still hot though!









Jason Lee.. Your show is funny. Your cute in that scruffy sort of way. Your not fat. You named your kid skycaptain copilot or some shit like this.
Thats cool.












Ok, She is not a male...but she is hot
And her new song "Don;t Bother" cracks me up.
She's like a cat yo!
















Patrick Dempsey. My how you have grown. I honestly thought you would be the annoited one this year, what with your dreamy eyes and your dreamy hair, and your hot new show.... which is mighty watchable...Yes patrick you belong on this list.

Finally Sources tell me that this year's sexiest man is
Drumroll Please.......

Mathew Mconnaughey (or however that is spelled)
I cannot argue with that
He is one fine fine American Boy
When Penelope Cruz dumped Tom Cruise
She totally traded up.

I love this man!

HOWEVER....

He is not my pick for sexiest man 2005
No my pick isn't even on the list.
It is slightly unconventional.





Vincent D'Onofrio is the sexiest man out there.
It took me some time but I have come to adore his hulking presence, his apparent intellect, his difficulty, the fact he would probably yell at me alot in real life. But I love him. At least this week.

When people are lazy

i read
alot
most anything
trash, popular lit, weird non-fiction stories, etc...

but my true love is the mystery
even if i figure it out by the third chapter
i adore the mystery genre

over the past few years mystery series have moved past the old english lady detective, the hard-boiled pi, and the pesky teen sleuth...

the sub genres have become...well... bizarre
i think the best way to describe it to you, dear readers, is to illustrate the latest trends in mystery series:

1) The caterer turned unintentional mystery solver
Yes. you read right. Caterers are hot in the mystery market.
Despite in real life, most of us would avoid hiring someone to cook at an event who is associated with so many dead bodies.
The cateres come from all parts of the country,
I'v read about them in Colorado, Kansas City, Virginia...
What sets these books apart are their cutsey titles
ex: Killer Wedding

The Cereal Murders (from my favorite of the CULINARY genre)
Killer Pancake
Fudge Cupcake Murder
and the always popular
Death By Chocolate

Finally...these mysteries offer tasty sumptious recipes along with the dead bodies and crimes against nature...








2) Pets who solve mysteries
Cats are really popular detective characters
I also find that these books suck
Just an opinion.

There are too many to list
But here are the two most popular
and by most popular i mean that i read them

The Midnite Louie ones are ok...but as I said before scukage











3)Real life dead people solving mysteries.
This is just...odd
Odder than the caterer mysteries.

I bet you didn't know that Jane Austen was the Nancy Drew of her times
Yeah, well I bet she didn't know either

















3) Literary characters
Sherlock Holmes is busy lately
and so are the minor characters from his books.
These series aren't too bad...but they do take lisence alot.
I like the Mary Russell ones


The real problem with these series, and most normal mystery series, hell any books that have a recurring character, is that they become redundant. Boring. You read them out of habit (I'm looking at you Cornwell, Patterson and George) Yet, the readers are harsh mistresses and when the authors try to deviate from the standard set-up they often face harsh criticism.(See Martha Grimes and her Paradise Hotel Series)

But I blame the publishing world for taking truly creative ideals and forcing sub-standard crap on us, while ignoring and not promoting truly good pieces of fiction.

How to get your site counter higher

SAPHIC

BREASTS

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NAKED

SAPHIC BREASTS LESBIAN NAKED!

trust me people...i have the statistics to prove that visits to your site will double!

I'v been busy...work and such
however I am adorable today!
just in case you were wondering.
However I just ate a bunch of chick fil a (which so goes against my new goal of being healthy and shit like that...whatever...details)

So anyways...here is some stuff to amuse you by!


I can do this too...but i prefer it this way













Jake is trying to win my heart with piercing stares and sexy suits...it's working!
















Finally, why UPN rocks hard this year!













ok, I have a one track mind at the moment....really, like you want to hear about work.

lates
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