Shocker!!!!!

even though i felt dirty watching you (and not in a good way)
it was too early to go...

BYEBYE CONSTANTINE

your hair was sure purdy tonite....

So Pretty! I love you! 

What is she wearing? Please make her stop! 

GO BO!!!!!!! Dashiki and all... 

Reminder...

Have you done this today?
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Last nite American Idol updates:
1) GO BO!!!!!!!!!!!
even in a dashiki and fly glasses singing a crappy overplayed song you rocked my world.
2) Constantine
SO embarrassed for you. Normally I can't watch him without cringing, bad or good performance. That face he makes...ewww...ick...ewww...
You all (anonymous poster) know the one I mean. Had tilt, lips pursed bedroom eyes....gives me the ewwwws...
3) Clay Aiken
In the house dog! Funniest part- Constantine not really thrilled to be compared to Aiken by Ryan Seacrest.
4) Simon -
I love him. He is British, he is mean, he is rich, he rocks the tee. Ah.

The other people. Really cannot watch them. It hurts my head

VERONICA MARS!!!!!!

If you have UPN this is the show YOU must watch. For those who know I am always right.
2 episodes to go. WHO KILLED LILLY KANE?
Logan is hot. Harry Hamlin is creepy. The storylines keep you watching.

Comes in Peppermint Patty and Hershey Almond Bars flavors too

One of the most distur...um I mean flattering things about Richmond is that I seem to be the dream girl for the following:
Crack addicts
Homeless men (see above)
Gangstas
Migrant Workers.
Random Strangers crossing the street.

Now not to disparage the above groups its just that I have had a unprecedented number of encounters with the above. No where have I received as much public admiration for my...assets. On the street. Coming home from the gym. Wearing sweats. Nor have I had so many comments from above strangers on my appearance while walking home. To say the least it is often um, surprising.
But flattering for my already overly inflated ego. No matter who it is telling me that I am built good! :)

Garland's ‘Oz’ dress sells for $252,000

You know, it was trying to fit into this dress that started her descent into a lifetime use of drugs.

Hmmm....

HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!

Aw! It must be Prom time! 

Dead babies and such...

Last nite I stepped up my plan to obtain a life of some sort.

After work I :

1) Went to the gym.
Only for 40 mins or so. It is my goal to go everyday this week.
I am thinking about doing the "walk richmond" this week, the mayors attempt to get the city moving. Buts its at 7am.hmmmmmm

2) Went to see this man last nite:
Dr Henry Lee

the talk itself was ok. I would have liked more about the cases, the means to solving them and less of I am a funny little chinese man.

The most interesting part of the lecture were the crime scene photos.
Looking at the corpses of Jon Benet and the Petersons was fascinating. Maybe its morbid curiosity, maybe I (and the 100 people in the audience) are desensitized but I wasn't disturbed by the photos of as much as intrigued by the questions they raised.

For instance, the Ramsey case. Trace evidence - gone. Body -moved. Ransom note- 3 pages long and asking for $118,000. What a weird case. Sad too, cause looking at the corpse of Jon Benet she looks very doll like.

The Peterson case. Now I am not saying that Scott Peterson is not guilty. But there is/was very little physical evidence that indicated in the murder. This has always bugged me. Dr Lee presented photos of the conditions of the two bodies, ones that most of the public hasn't seen. Laci's body-totally decomposed. Barnacles growing on the bones. Connors- in total opposite condition. So many questions as to why the decomposition rate was so radically different. So many questions unanswered.

The most disturbing part of the lecture: The "ewwws" from the frat girls two aisles back of me when Dr. Lee noted that test found three different semen samples on the panties of the accuser in the Kobe case.

Finally, while on the topic of semen, panties and Dr. Lee he explained that in the Benet case test ran on 3 out of six pairs of brand new underwear from Bloomingdales tedted positive for unidentified sperm.

Reminder to self! Wash new panties from Victoria Secrets immediately!.


LIGHTEN THE MOOD TIME:


GO BO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lates

I love this painting...its how i like to spend my weekends...minus the lil man child 

Cold in VA today!

its chilly!

and thats coming from a place that had 70's at xmas.
(true it was an oddity)
so i have been able to install the software for pics at work
now why can't it work at home? Damn aol!


Lollapalooza Lives--For One Weekend
man what i wouldn't give to go to that show!
i loves me some killers! even though they suck live. I saw SNL. Brandon Flowers was quite stiff. And I have heard reviews of disapointed fans. But "mr Brightside" resonates.


Why people should take trains:

on the other hand

On to more important news:

Nicky Hilton is a designer take her seriously! She's a brunette. But then again, so is Paris now!

Speaking of Paris my favorite story of the week:(courtesy of eonline.com)

According to the mags, Paris is dumping Nicole, hoping to replace her on the show with another pal, Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly. And we're guessing that Nicole, who reportedly has a sitcom deal, might like to replace Paris with someone who doesn't use the N-word. The ill will is serious on both sides, according to In Touch, which says Nicole threw a party the night that Hilton hosted SNL--and screened Paris' sex tape!

Nicole is a girl after my own heart!!!!
I have seen the tape. Its ok. Paris is no Jenna!
(i deny the above statement)

Ok people
I gotsa go to work!!!!
later

CANDY!!!

this has got to be the lamest weekend I have had since i moved into my own place.
seriously all i did was doze, watch the sopranos, surf all the familiar sites
and today--- eat a bazillion full size candy bars!
ok two
but the days not over yet!
rarely do i go on a junk food binge, fast food yes, but not candy.
so its an occasion to mark. A delicious, non nutricious occasion.
add to the fact that i have actively chosen to not physically participate in any gym activity
i feel sluggish
but tommorow back to the beautiful elliptical machine and a round on the stairmaster for good measure.

You know if i ever have a mug shot taken I am so totally going to be smiling and sticking out my tongue!

well folks aol is being a bitch and not letting me upload/download/whatever photos.
we shall try again tommorow!

blah

that is the only word to describe how i feel today
even though there are so many things i can think of to do today
like go to the library, wander thru the shelves enjoying just being completely surrounded by books
pick up the book on frida kahlo i have been meaning to read and a trashy romance, spend my day wandering the streets of mexican folk art and scottish lairds and bussomy willowy woman named nicolla or angelia or something ridiculous like that.

i could go to the pool, do some laps, make up for the fact i haven't been to the gym since monday,

i could wonder down to shockoe bottom.,..wherever that is

i could go to payless and do some damage

i could clean my apt
it really needs it...

after coming back from a pancake breakfast over the paper at Perlys i realized what i need to overcome my doldrums...

a dog
a pug
like the one in the hallway!

but unfortunately no more animals due to micks illness...sigh

i am sure the blahs will pass....actually since i know that its due to hormonal issues from being a girl once a month.

but still...
blah


on to other news:
I added a site counter to my blog....i rock!
yeahyeah easily impressed w/ myself i know

happy saturday fools!

just in case...

i do realize that aspergers is a serious disease and meant no offense to anyone by calling it autism lite...
i would hate to hurt anyones feelings!
in case i ever get caught in a google search.

i'm nice like that.

to ensure my karma remains colored pink
link of the day:
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa

as they say during an election
"VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN"


HEADLINE!!!!!!!!

Today Sponge contraceptive approved for market by FDA

JoY JoY

GOOD MORNING!!!

Hello people!

It is friday morning. It is raining. It is the day before grant submission. Today shall be long and kinda crappy. Just sayin.

What did I do last nite? Why thank you for asking.
I made a very (un)healthy breakfast for dinner and read a trashy romance novel that I bought for a quarter at the richmond library bi annual book sale - which was awesome by the way.

Trashy romance novels are good for two things
1)It is a nice break from all the intellectual material I read. Seriously I'v been good. A novel about an Autistic boy. Actually he has aspergers, which is autism lite. Not RainMan Autism (interesting fact - the most famous autistic person is named Temple. She went to FPC, my alma mater. She was the major resource for the above mentioned movie. She is famous for designing a "box" that comforts cows when they are slaughtered. Seriously. Muy famouso. Muy geniouso. Interesting woman. Google her.)
b) Romance novels- at least the historical ones are educational!
Yes, you get a history lesson, a vocabulary lesson, a geographical lesson, cooking and the kama sutra. Do you know that oral sex was big in the days of yore. At least in fictional romantic novels where the main characters are always clean. In reality cleanliness in times up to the turn of last century was...well in generation fo hand sanitizer nonexsistant.

For example did you know that King Richard (Husband to Elinore of Aquitane, father of the princes in robin hood) died from an annal fissure. ewwwww.
And one of the most famous courtesans in France, whose name I cant remember so I shall call her betty, She had a nasty vaginal infection for most of her life. ewwww...

Yes, I can't remember names or dates but give me a good genital infection and I am Jeopardy champion.

On that note I think I shall go back to work.

Lates

My first time on this bandwagon!

As some (un)wise person would say...

you bloggah...

Purpose:
To help keep those who love, adore and stalk me abreast of my many adventures. Also, I am too lazy to actually send emails. Finally, I had hoped for dancing hamster emoticons but am sorely dispointed.

Expectations:
Updates on my experiences as a northern girl in a southern fried world.
Eventually pictures, but only ones where I am hot. Cause I am. Says me.
Interesting tidbits about the world around me.
Exploits of the my evil minnions from hell.
Links to sites that you should be going to anyways.
Ruminations on the days headlines and worldy matters.
Generally amusing myself at the expense of work matters.

So for this 1st post:

1) American Idol -
Bo Brice rocks my world. When he is gone I outta there. See this is what happens when the majority of ones tv channels are cable access, bad cable access. Except for John TV - where the johns of Richmond are made famous by having their glam shots shown every other day. I also have a channel on NASA, all day everyday. And a lady who does aerobics in a chair 18x a week. And breeding dogs to fight is bad.

2) TV
While I am on the subject of tv.
TOP THREE COMEDIES OF THE PAST ODD YEARS
1)The Office -
No not NBC bastardized version. The BBC version. David Brent. Tim, Dawn. GARRET.
Run, do not walk and get all the DVD's. Cause I am always right!
2) Arrested Developement.
If you are not watching this and it gets cancelled I will never speak to you again.
You will burn in the hell known as Full House syndication FOREVER!!!!!!!!
3) Scrubs
Zach Braff is tool
Overated Garden State (except its soundtrack)
But still super funny- unfortunately on at the same time as Veronica Mars.
And dude I gotsta find out who killed lilly kane.

3) My cats
For those who don't know Mckitty has been diagnosed with Feline Aids, incurable and deadly. Despite this he is still the sexiest muthaf***n kat around.
Who loves chicken. And me. In that order.
Lil Kat is on a diet. She is fat. At least I keep telling her hoping she will get a eating disorder that will save me money on groceries.

4) Richmond
You all will hear my insite on this place often. I like it. For the most part its really pretty. Right now everything is blooming and it smells good.

5)Social life
Pretty non-exsistent at the moment.

6) Work
Good. Busy.Sometimes.

Thats it for now because the latter is calling!
Lates!